By zl5 - 04/07/2014 23:17 - New Zealand - Masterton

Today, the deranged idiot that I am defending in court went completely nuts and told the judge that I am the guy who planned the whole armed robbery that he is on trial for. FML
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kelsorg 21

well, if you're good at your job you can prove him wrong! fyl

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cakefete2 30

Well, at least you're familiar with the case. You should be able to defend yourself easily.

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kelsorg 21

well, if you're good at your job you can prove him wrong! fyl

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friedpwnadge 25

Great support for an insanity defense!

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Danny_Boy12 13

I feel for you OP, my dad tells me crazy stories of the people he has to defend in court. It must be a headache for you...

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RedPillSucks 31

Unfortunately, #12, you can be disbarred for purposefully not defending your client.

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BSnapZ 21

#50 If he's a court appointed lawyer, then the client won't be paying anything.

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Miss_Whipped 43

Reminds me of a joke that explains why there's a code of ethics against sexual relations between lawyers and their clients: you'd be paying extra for essentially the same service.

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cakefete2 30

Well, at least you're familiar with the case. You should be able to defend yourself easily.

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ChristianH39 30

Exactly, I wonder what makes the defendant think that would work against a lawyer in the first place

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lexiieeex3 32

The guy sounds like a sociopath...

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domolovesyoshi 33

except most sociopaths are better at it than this idiot

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cina5 19

Hey OP, I doubt the judge believed him.

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fsomelife 26

Not to worry -- he's next to be accused by the dude whom OP's defending.

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DrippingSarcasm 20

Wait, so what happens in this case? Is it automatically ignored or do you end up... questioned, or whatever might happen? Sorry. I know it's a stupid question.

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tiernang 21

I don't think he would be allowed to be a lawer on that case, and would then become a suspect. No matter how stupid the blame, I believe those are the rules.

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ThatHorse 15

You're right 40. No matter how stupid and insane he sounds, the lawyer is now a suspect in the case. At which point they'll stop the trial long enough to start looking for evidence, questioning both the lawyer and the suspect, and find a new lawyer.

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World_Burner 13

Well the lawyer could defend himself.

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746278Ab 14

That sucks! I'm sorry OP.... Dump him and remember evidence tells the whole story...

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Shemp_5 14

He's a snitch! You know what to do OP.

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junkman6 22

I've played saints row before. The lawyer came up with the most profitable heists. Damn blood suckers.

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Kamon97 23

Well at least you're a lawyer for a living that's a plus I think?

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Saddyohh 13

The only way to win when up against someone who is crazy is to be crazier than they are.

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Animekid126 13

Like that comedian who had the skit of yelling at a crazy guy in an elevator? I can't remember his name...

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PenguinBitch 43

This proves that your client is a psychopath. Case close!

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