He who smelled it…

By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 15:08 - United States - Venus

Today, my boss let me sit in on a board meeting. It was awesome until the guy next to me let out a vile fart, then looked at me in disgust, causing the others to look at me in disgust too. When I told my boss what really happened, he told me to grow up and stop blaming the other guy. FML
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pkts11 16

Sounds like the other guy needs to grow up and not blame it on other guy

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

I'm saying it now: Nobody make a damn "shitty situation" pun. On topic: Yeah, it's embarassing, but it's not the end of the world. Just don't sit next to them again.

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Nilorak 24

Doesn't have to, my farts smells like roses.

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milehigh52 22

Are you new here?! Cut it out. People on FML always do puns that aren't funny and over used then complain when it gets down voted.

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khaoticpanda 28

I feel like the puns are an improvement from 'oh wow that sucks' or 'wow i feel bad for you'

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ZachHatesPeople 22

@16 read the 2nd last sentence of my bio, thats where you should have sent that comment

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

I'm saying it now: Nobody make a damn "shitty situation" pun. On topic: Yeah, it's embarassing, but it's not the end of the world. Just don't sit next to them again.

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milehigh52 22

#4 I doubt OP will be let back into a meeting anytime soon because the boss apparently doesn't believe OP.

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Colon_Man 17

At least you're airing your grievances, instead of holding it in.

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LostInTheZone11 29

Find where that guy's workstation is and spray Liquid Ass around it.

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Brilliant66star 17

Liquid Ass? Liquid Ass..? Hahahaha, LOL!!! Does this exist? I can't stop laughing; the idea alone of 'Liquid Ass' is too hilarious..!

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LostInTheZone11 29

Indeed it exists. You can buy it on Amazon. It's about 10 dollars for a small spray bottle, but it is very potent. Reviews said it closed down offices, elevators, and even a school. One review said their brother-in-law who was a plumber said "I pump septic tanks and move port-a-pots, and I have never smelled anything like that."

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cmac86 23

No way! I'm totally buying it now. I've smelled some heinous stuff before but the way you described it I'm totally buying some.

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Livin_Like_Larry 29

It smells disgusting. It's as if someone just started on your face, and the smell doesn't go away because it gets stuck to whatever surface you spray it on. Why do I know this? Let's just say there are a lot of socks at school who decided to spray this on people's clothing

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Morning_fml 22

Let it pass, OP. As long as you know the truth you don't need to prove yourself to anybody.

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ShadowlessSpear 21

Until he loses privileges at his job.

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MetalxSoldier 26

I guess you could say that was foul of him.

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pkts11 16

Sounds like the other guy needs to grow up and not blame it on other guy

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Johnnycake23 42

It's nice to know whoever smelt it dealt it will still work!!

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Altafjhetam11 6

OP, you should have looked at the guy in disgust first

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