By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 05:35 - Australia - Rydalmere

Today, I was studying for a big test I have next Tuesday in my room. I heard a creak in my ceiling but assumed it was nothing as my house is old. Thirty seconds later something fell from my air vent directly onto my head. It was a giant cockroach. FML
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Tarlachia 33

Am I the only one going "You heard a creak, then the giant cockroach landed on you? That's one heavy cockroach!"

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hantu69 22

Better check if hear something next time

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assassinbanana0 20

Good first comment, really.

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mds9986 24

Good 16th comment, really.

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WCARlover 34

Cockroach just thought you needed a study buddy

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stingray112 24

Op I think you mean your house WAS old bc surely by now it's burned to the ground.

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nikkipettyfer 24

I'm sorry, maybe get those vents checked out!

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gaydragon 13

It decided to drop in for a visit i guess

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Shadowvoid 33

I hate roaches, every time it rains they like to come into the garage. I have a dedicated flip flop to deal with the surge of roaches.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Are there any sprays you can get (like a Raid type product) that you can spray around your house? I know there's one for spiders. Maybe you could get one for roaches if you have to deal with them a lot? I couldn't imagine having roaches around (I've never actually seen one in person thank goodness), I'd scream like the little girl I am! :)

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lovelockdown23 23

you've never seen a roach before? I envy your life. however, I do picture you living in a bubble now.

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The_register 2

well to be fair........ it is Australia you're in

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Brandi_Faith 33

What's with Australia and spiders and roaches and bugs?? My brother went to Australia for college and he said there were roaches like there were ants in other places. They were everywhere outside and he even had them in his apartment. So gross! *shudder*

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annarcheer 19

They say everything is bigger in Australia.

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I_Bite 22

Bet you've never seen a Cockamouse either ;) A roach bit my friend once.. didn't even know they could do that! Aussy Aussy Aussy!!

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Welshite 39

Aww, he was only trying to help you study your entomology.

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Tarlachia 33

Am I the only one going "You heard a creak, then the giant cockroach landed on you? That's one heavy cockroach!"

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Enslaved 36

I pictured OP having a place like "Joe's Apartment." Probably 30 more roaches still hiding up there!

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RedPillSucks 31

I was thinking the same thing. Australia has giganto-roaches

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MrHi7093 3

Dude, he's in Australia, what do you expect. Our whole country is insane...

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