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By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 05:35 - Australia - Rydalmere

Today, I was studying for a big test I have next Tuesday in my room. I heard a creak in my ceiling but assumed it was nothing as my house is old. Thirty seconds later something fell from my air vent directly onto my head. It was a giant cockroach. FML

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By no name - 22/02/2011 12:25

Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML

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By jaqlove - 02/07/2016 20:28 - United States - Clementon

Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2020 23:00

Today, at about 3:30 a.m. I awoke to the feeling of something dropping on my head. Startled, I turned on the light. It was a gigantic cockroach. I thought I'd killed it, but when I went to collect the body it was gone. I'm too scared to sleep. Even my dog now refuses to be in the bedroom. FML

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By GrahamCracker - 21/05/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was taking a final exam and I reached into my pocket to get out a pencil. I felt this thing in my pocket so I got it out and put it on the desk. At first I thought it was a leaf but then it started kicking and trying to run around. It was a cockroach. It had been living in my pocket. FML

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By mac - 27/01/2014 14:40 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML

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By CockroachCluster - 02/06/2018 01:30

Today, I turned on my A/C for the first time in a couple of months. A family of ginormous cockroaches climbed out of the air vent and a few clumps of dead cockroaches fell to the ground. FML

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By Gilly - 02/09/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was cooking dinner when I noticed a cockroach on the kitchen counter. I reflexively tried to spray it with what I had to hand, which was window cleaner, but it seems to have pissed it off and flew right at me instead. I screamed and ran out of the kitchen, leaving the roach in charge. FML

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By Whyis Dremora - 30/09/2018 15:00 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I was abruptly woken by a scratching at my butthole that felt like a spider with a million legs. I've never leapt out of bed so fast. When my partner shined a light on the bed, we discovered it was a cockroach. FML

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By cockroach - 27/09/2009 15:52 - United States

Today, I saw a cockroach on the ceiling. Immediately I got a stick to smack it down. When I hit it, it fell and landed in my mouth. Karma much? FML

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By unemployed - 11/07/2016 19:09 - United States - Modesto

Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML

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Tarlachia 33

Friday 12 June 2015 18:21

Am I the only one going "You heard a creak, then the giant cockroach landed on you? That's one heavy cockroach!"

Schala360 27

Friday 12 June 2015 18:15

nope nope nope nope nope nope

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chris1045S 14

Friday 12 June 2015 18:22

Welp, time to move

laurenhem 26

Friday 12 June 2015 18:24

Reminds of when when one fell from the ceiling while I was in the shower, not fun, FYL

ProfessorMctitie 20

Friday 12 June 2015 18:34

Time to burn the house down

devinaww 15

Friday 12 June 2015 18:34

Somebody once told me that if you find one cockroach, chances are that its family is nesting somewhere nearby.....

Brandi_Faith 33

Friday 12 June 2015 20:11

You're mean 14. Now op will never be able to sleep at night! ;)

Sophia94 9

Friday 12 June 2015 18:34

One time as I was showering I felt something on my back. Assuming it was just water trickling down slowly, I ignored it. Then a couple of seconds later the "water" started to trickle upwards rather than down and I knew it was a cockroach that jumped on to my back somehow when I got in the shower. it walked on my bare back and I freaked the hell out and got out of the shower as fast as I could and hurt my leg in the process. the cockroach drowned so I guess we got even :)