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Now that's a crappy situation...
Please show yourself out.
Why do you guys hate puns. That was good.
@#40: Dude somebody says "what a shitty situation" or something stupid like that in literally every FML involving feces.
Hey, at least you didn't find them smearing it all over the place. My Great Grandma can do some weird stuff sometimes and this makes her look normal. It's still nasty either way though... I hope you over sanitized!
I did too..I don't know what I would do in that situation
Nicknames are a term of endearment, smile McNugget :)
That was my street name back in the hood, tbh XD
You mean streak name, right?
That's real shitty op
I just knew the shit puns were coming
**** your life, Nugget.
Why didn't you just clean it up yourself?
Yeah, I have a feeling the nurse would have just made OP clean it up. Though I guess we can't know for sure yet if OP is part of the nursing staff or works elsewhere, like the kitchen. We need a follow up!
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I cringed reading this post. FML....
Hey, at least you didn't find them smearing it all over the place. My Great Grandma can do some weird stuff sometimes and this makes her look normal. It's still nasty either way though... I hope you over sanitized!