By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 16:41 - Belgium
All the FMLs
By Coolios - 24/06/2013 14:16 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai
The big scary apple
By NYCproblems - 24/06/2013 14:06 - United States - New York
By pumboc - 24/06/2013 05:38 - Australia - Glen Waverley
By jgtrflynn - 24/06/2013 04:37 - United States - Beggs
jgtrflynn tells us more.
By kriseliz - 24/06/2013 04:09 - United States - Aurora
kriseliz tells us more.
OP here. Dude was obviously on drugs, incoherent, and, again, naked. When the police arrived, they found his clothes in a pile outside of my door, along with a crack pipe. I was with my disabled mother, and I was not opening that door.
By nomomsonfacebook - 24/06/2013 00:30 - United States - Stamford
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Hi all, I'm the OP. I didn't have an account when I posted this so I created one to respond to some comments. First off, my roommate is my friend from college. We both go to grad school at the same school so we moved in together after graduation. I had never met her mom before we moved in & only accepted her facebook friendship a few months ago because she wanted me to help her plan a birthday surprise for her daughter. I quickly realized she really did it to spy on her daughter/me when she posted things like "where are you guys?" "what are you up to tonight?" "where was this pic taken?" literally multiple time a day. At first I thought it was funny but it became increasingly worrying recently until I decided I felt too uncomfortable & unfriended her. Within five hours she was wailing in my kitchen about how horrible I am & trying to pack my roommate's things to move her out. My roommate was mortified & told her she was being irrational & she left in a huff & hasn't spoken to her daughter since. Thanks for all the funny posts, made the situation much lighter. Now I'm just glad my mom doesn't have facebook!
By maggie2014 - 23/06/2013 23:48 - United States - Lufkin
By joe - 23/06/2013 23:36 - United States - Easton
By Anonymous - 23/06/2013 19:19 - United Kingdom - London
By welp, time to become an assassin - 23/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Rowlett
By ilivealoneandwhatthefuck - 23/06/2013 17:02 - Guam - Yigo
By foreveralone - 23/06/2013 14:42 - United States
By part time all the time - 23/06/2013 04:37 - United States - Bloomfield Hills
Bugging out
By Anonymous - 23/06/2013 04:10 - United States - Seattle
By Selina - 22/06/2013 22:59 - United States - Trenton
By me - 22/06/2013 21:16 - United States - Findlay
By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 20:55 - United States
By our kids will be derps - 22/06/2013 19:28 - Canada - Nelson
By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville
By sadpoorlady - 22/06/2013 09:22 - United Kingdom - Appley Bridge
By no name - 22/06/2013 07:20 - United States - Gaylord
Inspection time
By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 05:01 - United States - Monterey
By breeeeeh - 21/06/2013 22:18 - France - Brou-sur-chantereine
Asshole
By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:38 - Netherlands - Mierlo
By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:27 - United States
By assholedad - 21/06/2013 18:05 - United States - Dayton
By lehonj49 - 21/06/2013 16:10 - Australia - Burwood
By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 14:28 - United States
By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 09:04 - Australia - Adelaide
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My Aunt has ALWAYS done something nice for us after a deployment, she is our only family nearby and frequents our home during his absence to make sure I'm still alive when I disappear for days, she used to freak out but now knows she will always find me passed out next to his motorcycle:p(she knows where my spare key is and uses it so much it might as well be hers.) Normally she is waiting outside for us after corresponding with me, but this time she decided to be secretive to try and scare the pants off us (beat her to it) by hiding in the coat closet directly behind the front door and jumping out right as we came in. We did so loudly, crashing into both doors. Said closet has a push button lock on the outer knob, in perfect position.....then of course we got loud and into ourselves, not noticing her calls or knocks. She knows of course how we are after he returns, but her plan just backfired a bit:)