By Meetingman - 20/12/2016 08:36
All the FMLs
By happysingleone - 20/12/2016 07:37
By Anonymous - 20/12/2016 07:28
By ClumsyBarista - 20/12/2016 05:04 - United States - Springfield
By ccat209 - 20/12/2016 04:05 - United States - Riverton
By Anonymous - 20/12/2016 04:02 - United States - Bend
Good one, dude
By poop hands - 20/12/2016 03:50 - United States - Salt Lake City
By madeline9322 - 20/12/2016 03:15 - Canada
By Me - 20/12/2016 01:40 - United States - Canyon Lake
Help yourself
By meghandix89 - 20/12/2016 01:35 - United States
By Kpotassium - 19/12/2016 21:58 - Canada - Sudbury
By nixwolfwood - 19/12/2016 21:14
By WiseGuy0481 - 19/12/2016 20:18 - United States
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Crushed
By beanpole - 19/12/2016 19:34 - Canada - Canning
By no spare - 19/12/2016 19:22 - United States - Marquette
By UGH! - 19/12/2016 18:21 - Canada
By Nick M - 19/12/2016 17:49
I'm not paid enough for this shit
By FabFor87 - 19/12/2016 16:15 - United Kingdom - Stockport
By stk - 19/12/2016 12:56 - United States - Aurora
By Andy - 19/12/2016 12:38
Double trouble
By Tom Riddle - 19/12/2016 12:24 - Philippines
By Michael292 - 19/12/2016 06:33 - South Africa - Pietermaritzburg
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Life is good, life is great, life is full of stitches...
By socialbanana - 19/12/2016 02:13 - United States - Colorado Springs
By sad associate - 19/12/2016 01:51 - United States - Bastrop
Kitchen nightmare
By not chicken spaghetti - 18/12/2016 23:58 - United States - Clarksville
By Anonymous - 18/12/2016 14:55 - United States - Harbor City
By PJSandWitch - 18/12/2016 14:49 - Brazil - Rio De Janeiro
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OP here! Happy it got posted! It wasn't a custom made dress, most brides in Brazil prefer that the bridesmaids are not all matching. I had a really hard time finding something that I could wear, and that dress was the only formal dress with belly space I could find. I tried it on with a pillow when I bought it a few months ago! 3 days before it fit perfectly, I was shocked how bigger I had gotten in just 3 days! In the end I made it work, just couldn't breath so easily. After the ceremony, I opened the zipper a little and put a jacket on, so I was comfortable!
By Ihavelike3bucks - 18/12/2016 13:51
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Of course out of all the FMLs I've submitted through the years - this is the one that went through. Anyway, I'm better now! On top of that, I got hit with the flu like a truck. No laxatives, stool softeners, magnesium, enemas, etc helped and between that circle of hell I ended up going to the ER. Ended up literally tearing myself a new one with an anal fissure. I've never been constipated before so this was awful. Oh also my first day back, our entire building was shut down and we all were laid off. Happy Holidays everyone!
By brunette16 - 18/12/2016 08:52 - United States
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Hey guys OP here! Unfortunately I live in Texas and license plates are required on both front and back of vehicles :( He was driving illegally hence why he hit me and took off, the cop also said he was texting since I was parked whenever he hit my car, the trunk is dented in from the back and top is caved since he was driving a lifted SUV and I can no longer open it without causing further damage Thanks for the concern, i am fine ?
By badcomparison - 18/12/2016 07:02 - United States - Warrensburg
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When we were together it was constant comments about how I was barely staying afloat and "how could I take care of her if I could barely take care of myself?". I was trying everything I could to make her happy but she would not let it go. It ended up being part of the reason we split. That was almost a year ago. I now work for a great company and make really good money. I just bought my car last month. I see her coming out of the store and all those talks came shooting back into my head. I just wanted her to see me happy and doing well....ok I wanted her to feel dumb and regret splitting up. Nevertheless I blared the music and slowly rolled right into a car backing out. Luckily it barely scratched it. I saw no regret in her eyes, laughter yes, regret no. So yes I deserved it. Karma sucks.