By DiiiDiiine - 27/10/2014 14:22 - France - Limoges
All the FMLs
By TinyBouvier - 27/10/2014 08:04 - Belgium - Gent
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By Anonymous - 27/10/2014 06:01 - United States
By MySonThePoet - 27/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Racine
By socreepedouticanteven - 27/10/2014 00:05 - United States - Procious
Dude, seriously?
By mellielynnemily - 26/10/2014 22:46 - United States
Mad lad
By Bob H. - 26/10/2014 13:54 - Canada - Québec
By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 10:35 - Australia - Sydney
By iskiel - 26/10/2014 05:53 - Australia - Melbourne
By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 05:17 - United States
By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 03:28 - United States - Salem
Good boy
By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 00:51 - United States - Bloomington
By tanisLX - 25/10/2014 21:58 - United States - San Francisco
Kinda sus
By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 21:31 - United Kingdom - Watford
That went well
By not on life, that's for fucking sure - 25/10/2014 18:27 - United States
By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 17:32 - United States - San Dimas
By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 14:10 - United States - Jefferson
By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 01:32 - United States - Grand Rapids
By Anonymous - 24/10/2014 20:52 - Ireland - Dublin
By RyoKioKio - 24/10/2014 19:26 - United States - Medina
RyoKioKio tells us more.
First off, you guys have genuinely made me laugh, even the less than kind comments have been hilarious. To clarify: the tube of icing in question was snagged from a discount bin because the decorating tip was broken, and an improvised opening with a knife was required. I didn't gouge a hole in it because I was spelling something out and I didn't feel like getting icing everywhere. In regards to my weight, I'm honestly not that athletic, I am a bit on the plush side, and yes, I do need to work out more (I go on daily walks around the neighborhood with my dog as a start). Baby steps, right?
By Anonymous - 24/10/2014 17:49 - United States - Lake Mills
Orwellian nightmare
By anonymous - 24/10/2014 13:47 - Austria - Vienna
Oh OK then
By Yeah - 24/10/2014 05:02 - United States - El Paso
By pyrogypsy - 24/10/2014 01:05 - United States - Seattle
By Alexismaria - 23/10/2014 20:05 - United States
Get on with it!
By mnote - 23/10/2014 15:56 - United States - Sapulpa
By Rachel - 23/10/2014 04:04 - United States - Waynesburg
By Anonymous - 23/10/2014 01:33 - Australia - Liverpool
By annonymus - 23/10/2014 00:57 - United States
By Sansa - 22/10/2014 21:30 - Netherlands - Velp
Sansa_fml tells us more.
OP here. Just wanted to make clear that I wasn't drunk and he wasn't either. I still like this guy. Every time I see him I'm falling in love again. Point is that I'm really affraid this wil not work out (I hope it does, but still) And i'm not the type of girl who has sex with anyone this easy, so I'm really confused what to do with it. I guess I'll find out.
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My friend parked between two other cars and as I was about to get out of the car, he said, "hold on, I'm gonna move to that spot", since he noticed the parking spot in front of him had more room. So he slowly drove forward for a few meters and then we were parked again. It was such a small distance and at such low speed that I didn't bother to buckle up again. Unfortunately for me, the police officer who saw me in those five seconds where I wasn't wearing the seatbelt, didn't believe me when I tried to explain that I had just unbuckled my seatbelt moments before we moved to that parking spot. He was firmly convinced that I wasn't wearing my seatbelt the whole time and gave me a fine of 110€... That's roughly 139$. I fear I won't be able to fight this ticket. After a quick search on Google, I found out that in Belgium the parking lot of a store is also considered a "public road". Ridiculous.