By anonymous - 09/10/2014 22:09 - United States - San Francisco
All the FMLs
By peak4u - 09/10/2014 21:42 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes
peak4u tells us more.
By gonesofast - 09/10/2014 17:53 - United States - Quincy
By idonthaveauserna - 09/10/2014 16:48 - United Kingdom - Nelson
idonthaveauserna_fml tells us more.
OP here- It's a long distance relationship, he told me over Skype. I can confirm that he HAS had a (long) shower now.
By Sleepy - 09/10/2014 14:10 - United Kingdom - Hayes
By bees - 09/10/2014 06:51 - United States - Lancaster
By Anonymous - 09/10/2014 02:13 - United States - Winter Park
By thenegatives - 09/10/2014 01:12 - United States - Mckeesport
By xRyu - 09/10/2014 00:30 - United States - Denver
By allergic_to_bull - 08/10/2014 18:48 - United States - West Palm Beach
Hard knock life
By rockytrolley - 08/10/2014 09:01 - Cyprus
By queenmeme - 08/10/2014 06:02 - United States - Redlands
Who else can relate?
By waternixie - 08/10/2014 03:49 - Malaysia - Rembau
By Anonymous - 08/10/2014 03:15 - United States - San Diego
By NotDarkKnight - 08/10/2014 00:46 - United States - Barnesville
NotDarkKnight tells us more.
OP here. The person that told me that is was 'strange' is a friend of mine, so I dont think it was him. I didnt switch pockets because of his comment, but I just wanted to change it up a bit. Another friend found my wallet and returned it. I'm 15, so I don't have any money anyways...
By epic174 - 07/10/2014 22:15 - United States
By wtfmom - 07/10/2014 21:10 - United States - Clanton
By Anonymous - 07/10/2014 16:06 - United States
By whywouldyoudothat - 07/10/2014 01:14 - United States - Kingman
2019x tells us more.
Are you gay?
By thanks babe - 06/10/2014 23:47 - United Kingdom - Bridgnorth
By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 23:41 - United States - Los Angeles
By thenewgirl - 06/10/2014 23:05 - United States - Jacksonville
By SaintGoobers - 06/10/2014 20:24 - United States - Cambridge
SaintGoobers tells us more.
Hey Buddy, this is the first time Ady has ever cussed, or at least with me viewing it. She claims that her Father was singing the songs so she thought she would sing with him. I will be talking to her dad! Lol.
By kittenfish8903 - 06/10/2014 19:46 - United States
By eh - 06/10/2014 19:12 - Azerbaijan - Baku
By theseguysarewhipped... - 06/10/2014 15:05 - Canada - London
New day, same shit
By PickYourselfUp - 06/10/2014 03:17 - United States - Chesapeake
By FML - 05/10/2014 23:30 - United States - Houston
By SmellyCloset - 05/10/2014 21:34 - United States - San Francisco
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By HarleyDavison - 05/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Harrisonville
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Hi everyone, some of your comments truly made me laugh. But more importantly I'm concerned for those of you who cannot understand why I'd talk to a seemingly friendly old man when I'm in the company of my boyfriend, it's just common decency my dears. My boyfriend and I have a really strong relationship and we love to annoy each other for fun, he took it jokingly but pretended to be mad at me for a minute but then proceeded to hand me some hand sanitiser ... No harm done.