By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 17:56 - United States
All the FMLs
PSA
By ColoredPencil13 - 10/05/2014 13:35 - United States - Baytown
By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron
Freakout
By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 22:03 - South Africa
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By fmlgirl - 09/05/2014 18:44 - Netherlands - Hulst
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By unlovedmommy - 08/05/2014 21:49 - United States - Rowlett
unlovedmommy tells us more.
OP here! My son says funny things like this frequently, and it never offends me! I encourage his sense of humor, even if he doesn't know what he's saying or why it's funny! I even tell other people about it, so they can get a laugh too. I was encouraged by my brother to post on fml, because it was that funny! He'll tell me sometimes that I don't look pretty yet until I've completed my make-up. That question made my day. After he said it, I just started laughing really hard, and said that was funny. He said it wasn't funny, and told me to stop laughing, which made it funnier! I'm married, so I'm not trying to get someone to love me. I don't really wear a lot of make-up anyway, so it's not really the "high school girl make-up" thing either. And I am an adult. Oh yea, and I say "restroom"! Thanks for all the caring and funny comments! :)
By gvmfvr - 08/05/2014 20:48 - France - Fontenay-sous-bois
By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 19:00 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury
By STOP - 08/05/2014 13:55 - Australia - West Hoxton
Gotcha!
By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 03:57 - United States - State College
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Pissed
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By IBS - 06/05/2014 09:11 - China - Shanghai
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By Anonymous - 05/05/2014 21:03 - United States - Indianapolis
By melmel - 05/05/2014 05:07 - United States - Cumming
By wow. - 05/05/2014 03:18 - United States - Chicago
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OP here. I don't have time to reply to every single comment, so here's the answers to all of your questions: 1. I was there because I was shopping. I work retail. Duh. "Store manager". 2. I resigned four months ago, with this manager witnessing. Also, I'm not a "he". Lol.