By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 19:10 - Canada - Saskatoon
All the FMLs
By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse
Oh no
By norina - 11/02/2014 10:01 - France - Paris
By alii2349 - 11/02/2014 03:16 - Canada - Brandon
Hey!
By QueueJumper - 11/02/2014 00:45 - United Kingdom - London
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By elizabethkalyn - 10/02/2014 20:48 - United States - Vincennes
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By Shooting myself - 10/02/2014 18:57 - United States - Hillsboro
By Anonymous - 10/02/2014 15:40 - United States
By Ashlynnlove - 10/02/2014 14:12 - United States
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I said FML because I feel horrible. And of course I took my cat to the vet. She is fine. No internal bleeding, no punctured lung, no limping. The vet said there was no damage and to be more careful. Trust me, I won't leave the bathroom door cracked open anymore. Just an update.
By ZombiexIce - 10/02/2014 03:22 - United States - San Francisco
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Hey, this is the OP. I have owned rats and mice as pets, but with a wild one you really don't want them running loose around a toddler. As for getting a cat, I have been trying to get a kitten for my son, but our landlord wants a huge deposit. We are buying a humane trap and letting him go somewhere far away. We have temporarily plugged the hole he was using to get in until payday. My husband was jokingly threatening. He is just a big softie sometimes. :) We got a good laugh out of this, before I realized it was a mouse I ran screaming out of the bathroom with my pants around my knees. Glad everyone got a laugh out of this, we did!
By blushingbride - 09/02/2014 21:59 - United States - Alpharetta
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By Anonymous - 09/02/2014 19:00 - United States - Lowell
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By sierraleeannee - 09/02/2014 06:44 - United States
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OP here. I can't believe this got posted before I went to bed! Hahaha! For some reason this got edited out, but he ended up smacking me in the face after he bit me. He's 9 months old so he thinks it's hilarious obviously. And I'm not sure why it didn't show my name, I posted it while logged in. And as for the person who said time for bottle feeding, he won't take a bottle, which is fine with me! He's teething so he tends to bite more when he is. Glad to know my son has made people laugh :)
Great lesson
By sciencesadness - 08/02/2014 23:24 - United States - Lynnwood
By vey - 08/02/2014 22:14 - China - Beijing
Gotcha good
By fuck you, dad - 08/02/2014 20:54 - United States - Bellflower
Tubular Bells starts playing…
By so scared - 08/02/2014 17:13 - Canada - Barrie
By grandma - 08/02/2014 15:12 - United States - Barnesville
He's a keeper
By mariana - 08/02/2014 00:18 - Canada - Toronto
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By sashimi9999 - 07/02/2014 01:32 - United States - Salinas
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Couple of things. I couldn't have unlocked both, as the doors swing shut and relock as soon as you let them go. The customer was a natural born woman who looked and sounded a lot like a male. When they asked why I opened the men's, I just told them the women's was occupied. I have never made the mistake before and it was mortifying. She luckily was very cool about it:) also, both restrooms use the same key.