By Anonymous - 06/02/2014 23:07 - United States - San Ramon
All the FMLs
By Nikia818 - 06/02/2014 18:23 - United States - Newport News
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By Delanto - 06/02/2014 16:54 - United States
Delanto tells us more.
Oh, trust me...the teen wasn't the owner. He didn't even look at me after the car rolled away, he just jogged off. The car luckily jumped a curb down the road and was stopped by a tree. I did phone the sheriff's department, the deputy took my info and the description of the teen. Haven't heard anything else about it nor did I see the owner (luckily).
By a2 - 06/02/2014 06:57 - Australia - Bayswater
By tigerisabelle - 06/02/2014 03:39
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Hey guys, OP here. I did not know how damaging Flappy Bird was to the brain until my friend convinced me to play it, and it's been a downhill road ever since. I literally smashed into the first pipe 40 times in a row, and got more frustrated every time. So I'm supposed to count to ten when I'm feeling "irrational rage" but instead, I just pressed start. (oops...) I threw my phone through a window. The phone is shockingly okay, except it still has Flappy Satan. Yeah, that game is straight from the depths of hell.
By Evolution mama - 05/02/2014 19:52 - Iceland - Reykjav
By chiahuahualove - 05/02/2014 14:26 - Australia - Brisbane
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Hey there OP here! Firstly thank you to the lovely people with kind messages ! Secondly here's the full story... that password is only needed to log into my bank on a computer, since I always use my phone that wasn't needed for months and completely forgot about it ... Until I needed it. So hence why I haven't changed it ... I didn't need it for 3 months! To those "Lovely keyboard warriors" ( sarcasm) Let me remind you, you are on FML, a space for laughter and face palming ... Not a self help website and your "Advice" isn't requested nor needed Thanks again too all you lovelies ! It's hard when you thought you would marry him and then need to realign your life with current reality... Peace and love OP
Thanks dude
By no snow day - 05/02/2014 14:07 - United States - Round Lake
By anonymous - 05/02/2014 02:48 - United States
By australian6196 - 05/02/2014 02:36 - Australia - Sydney
By BigLove - 05/02/2014 02:25 - United States - Stoneham
By DeeDee - 04/02/2014 22:08 - Austria - Vienna
By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 21:42 - United Kingdom - Bristol
By even axe would smell better - 04/02/2014 18:55 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury
By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 18:00 - United States - Brooklyn
By LadyDeadpool88 - 04/02/2014 14:50 - United States - Laurinburg
Nice girl
By Lithiac - 04/02/2014 06:16 - United States - Ocala
By Merith2004 - 04/02/2014 05:18 - United States - Spring Branch
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hey everyone. thanks for being understanding for the most part. this was just one of the "I wasnt thinking" kind of things. dont worry though: I got several slaps on the back of then head from cousins who were in earshot.
By lbailey32 - 04/02/2014 01:30 - United States - Seneca Falls
By well i'm fucked - 03/02/2014 22:47 - United States - Aberdeen
Sneaky
By Anonymous - 03/02/2014 21:29 - United Kingdom - Ipswich
WTF?
By Can't Believe It. - 03/02/2014 20:11 - United States - Fairview
By pinknicki87 - 03/02/2014 17:34 - United States - Charleston
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OP here. Thank you so much for all your kind and supportive words. I seem to be emotional over everything lately. Thank goodness I have such a supportive husband. I know everything happens for a reason, and we will find the perfect crib. Obviously that one wasn't meant to be.
Dream Baby Dream
By Sleepless - 03/02/2014 13:29 - Australia
A news day
By Not Wanted - 03/02/2014 08:00 - United Kingdom - London
By Sad Student - 03/02/2014 03:26 - Canada - Toronto
By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 18:39 - Canada - Red Deer
By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 17:33 - United States - Far Rockaway
By deargodthepain - 02/02/2014 16:53 - United States
By LarissaT18 - 02/02/2014 16:13 - United States - Reynoldsburg
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Thank you all so much! To clarify, I wasn't naked. I had a tank top on. I'm only kidding about worrying about getting laid. I'm studying to get into med school, so I really don't get laid in real life. But it doesn't bother me. I let the hot pocket sit and it was the perfect temperature until that bite...which was at the very end... I do have a nickel-sized pink scar and it blistered a little bit, but nothing major. All in all, I now know that the filling of a hpt pocket is hotter than the fiery pits of Hell.