By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 06:06 - United States - Chula Vista
All the FMLs
By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States
By Elisa_LmR - 03/01/2014 23:28 - France
By Anonymous - 03/01/2014 21:50 - United Kingdom
By thanks.... - 03/01/2014 21:04 - United States
By noway - 03/01/2014 11:03 - France - Cholet
By Kayla_BlowPop - 03/01/2014 08:34 - Canada - Amherst
Kayla_BlowPop tells us more.
By notakeeper - 03/01/2014 03:50 - United States - Orlando
By FMLPLZ - 03/01/2014 02:52 - United States - Milwaukee
Nice neighborhood
By Frustrated - 03/01/2014 02:24 - United States - Tustin
By neta_1996 - 03/01/2014 02:06 - United States - Mabelvale
By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon
By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 21:50 - Puerto Rico - Arecibo
By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 20:36 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline
By fuck off, dad - 02/01/2014 17:07 - United States - Philadelphia
By Purplexus - 02/01/2014 14:13 - Turkey - Ankara
Purplexus tells us more.
Yes, this was my FML. Yeah, my dad is an awesome professor. Does anyone have any questions haha
By Babs - 02/01/2014 13:17 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga
By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 09:50 - United States - Southerly North Slope Bo
By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 02:32 - United Kingdom - Chelmsford
Dude, WTF?
By Okay_Then - 01/01/2014 23:49 - United States - Grand Rapids
By Crashed - 01/01/2014 18:21 - United States - Evans
By SabriLittleRed - 01/01/2014 18:18 - United States - San Francisco
SabriLittleRed tells us more.
Heyy guys, I'm the OP, & no, I didn't do anything to her first. The bear was a gift from her bf. I thought she was joking at first, & was kinda surprised & hurt she actually made me sit in the back. I enjoyed all your puns; they were ”beary” funny, lol. Happy New Years Everyone!! :D
By Anonymous - 01/01/2014 17:47 - United States - New Milford
By Anonymous - 01/01/2014 07:49 - Australia - Southport
By Anonymous - 01/01/2014 05:38 - United States - Albany
By claubea11 - 01/01/2014 05:17 - Puerto Rico - Ponce
By dantko - 01/01/2014 05:04 - United States - Dearborn
By thisisavirus.exe - 31/12/2013 20:57 - United States - Sherwood
By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 20:11 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer
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Hey, I'm the OP. My pipes burst at about 2:00 AM so I couldn't take water from neighbours or call a friend. We figured out they froze at like five PM and we were all trying to unfreeze them. At that point it was just the hot water that didn't work. It actually happened to us once already, and we fixed it so we didn't think it was a big deal until they burst. We called the plumber the next day and we had water by the time I woke up. It was just my little sister and I who were melting the snow, because we were the only ones who had to pee. We made a really big mess and my sister kept flushing the toilet before we actually had enough water, making us have to start all over again. It was a horrible experience and my older brother refused to help. But now, it's just a really funny story to tell.