By Rumors - 12/12/2013 11:27 - United States - Turtle Lake
All the FMLs
Cuddle time
By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 08:51 - Australia - Donvale
Muddy
By >.> - 12/12/2013 05:31 - Canada - Chestermere
By Anonymous - 11/12/2013 22:25 - Luxembourg
Romantic evening
By Neglected - 11/12/2013 19:06 - United States - Wimberley
By Whackgourd - 11/12/2013 18:25 - Canada - Lindsay
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By Lemurcat - 11/12/2013 16:56 - United States - Ventura
Lemurcat tells us more.
I did not expect this to get published! Just to fill you guys in a bit, I did check the buses before leaving home since I just moved here the day before. I like to double check because my memory is poor so I did ask the bus driver, but she said she didn't go to that perticular bus stop (the bus stop near my house for those who are wondering, and yes, she did stop there, she was just confused because I didn't know the streets and was describing landmarks) and she kinda just blew me off. So I was standing around, confused like an idiot and this guy told me to take bus 6. He sounded like he was legitamently trying to help, and I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, so stupid me took his advice. However, I'm not the kind of person to confront people so, I just called him a dickhole and walked away. I wish I could tell you guys that I kicked his ass, but oh well. I did figure out the buses and I'm riding like a pro now. And I even got a booklet to help me if I'm ever lost again. :D
By pootie - 11/12/2013 13:14 - United States - Miami
By mariology - 11/12/2013 12:33 - United States - Newark
By a.white - 11/12/2013 11:58 - United States - Cheltenham
By Anonymous - 11/12/2013 08:25 - United States
By icy_in_indiana - 11/12/2013 03:41 - United States - Greensburg
icy_in_indiana tells us more.
To those who said I'm selfish for saying FML, I was just following the conventions of the site. Trust me, the situation was awkward for me, but I so feel so much more sorry for the lady who called. She was meaning to call who I assume to be family or a friend to ask for toilet paper, but instead called the grocery store. I stayed on the line for a short while, but since we're not allowed to take personal calls at work, I had to refer her to someone else. I can only hope that she found someone to keep her company.
By Anonymous - 10/12/2013 23:38 - Bangladesh
By Disappointed Teacher - 10/12/2013 21:32 - Canada - Surrey
By Somerandomguy64 - 10/12/2013 18:04 - United States - Pleasantville
By Anonymous - 10/12/2013 17:26 - United States - Springfield
By Anonymous - 10/12/2013 07:38 - United States - Pleasanton
By thefifthdoctor - 10/12/2013 06:04 - United States - Seattle
By FreeChocolate - 10/12/2013 01:51 - United States - Marysville
FreeChocolate tells us more.
I didn't expect to be published! By the way, the cat is the one in my photo. To be fair, the vet asked me if I would like to leave while he did it and I accepted. This was also due to the fact that the cat kept trying to climb into my hood because I'm familiar to her. It was just a routine checkup, she was perfectly fine. I don't blame you for thinking I deserved it, I don't deny it was cruel of me to laugh at her. But she just made the most surprised and indignant face and she was running away from him. She actually did hop off the table and try to escape!
By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 22:41 - United States - Lihue
By igotpride - 09/12/2013 21:01 - United States
By knee pain - 09/12/2013 19:17 - United States
By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 17:12 - United States - California
By someone - 09/12/2013 12:59 - United States - Mogadore
By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane
By Nofoodcoloringisnotasubstituteforfood - 09/12/2013 05:52 - United States - West Bend
By goingtothegym - 09/12/2013 01:16 - United States - Canyon Country
By GetOutOfMyHouseLoser - 08/12/2013 23:44 - United States
By OakStake - 08/12/2013 22:07 - United States - New York
By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 20:39 - United States
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The old lady had accused me of lying before trying to take my scarf for herself. She even started screaming at me on the crosswalk before trying to take my scarf. I don't know if she was crazy or suffering delusions, but she claimed she was a cancer survivor and deserved the scarf. Thankfully, my grandmother, (she had knitted two dozen scarves) had figured out how to make them strong. My scarf is a little longer now, but it's still mine and the lady fell after losing the tug of war with me. I did outweigh her. I think she's okay, but I'm keeping an eye out every time I wear my scarf. Also, the only reason my grandma made the scarves was because she liked pink and was dying from her diabetes and bone cancer. But thanks for all the support and all the ironic statements.