By Delanto - 06/02/2014 16:54 - United States
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By tigerisabelle - 06/02/2014 03:39
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Hey guys, OP here. I did not know how damaging Flappy Bird was to the brain until my friend convinced me to play it, and it's been a downhill road ever since. I literally smashed into the first pipe 40 times in a row, and got more frustrated every time. So I'm supposed to count to ten when I'm feeling "irrational rage" but instead, I just pressed start. (oops...) I threw my phone through a window. The phone is shockingly okay, except it still has Flappy Satan. Yeah, that game is straight from the depths of hell.
Thanks dude
By no snow day - 05/02/2014 14:07 - United States - Round Lake
By DeeDee - 04/02/2014 22:08 - Austria - Vienna
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By Merith2004 - 04/02/2014 05:18 - United States - Spring Branch
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hey everyone. thanks for being understanding for the most part. this was just one of the "I wasnt thinking" kind of things. dont worry though: I got several slaps on the back of then head from cousins who were in earshot.
By jai90 - 03/02/2014 21:16 - Netherlands - Utrecht
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By LarissaT18 - 02/02/2014 16:13 - United States - Reynoldsburg
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By Anonymous - 01/02/2014 22:26 - United States - Hialeah
By IceQueen - 01/02/2014 00:40 - United States - Clinton
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By dope_mcfly - 29/01/2014 16:55 - United States - Keene
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Hey, OP here. I would have mentioned in the FML that my work phone is one of those "dumb phones" and does not have any option to block numbers. After she did that for two nights in a row, I wound up setting one of the fax machine at my office to auto-dial her mobile and house phones every 15 minutes. Now, the only thing that wakes me up is the occasional user who forgot their login info, and my wife's odd food cravings.
By ChickenBallsPlease - 28/01/2014 11:16 - United Kingdom - King's Lynn
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By brookenicolee29 - 26/01/2014 22:06 - United States - Clinton
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I changed my picture because o it(: And it was more of a kissy face.. Haha
By shit - 26/01/2014 18:20 - United States - South Holland
Bad karma
By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 17:21 - United Kingdom - Aberystwyth
By neighbor - 26/01/2014 13:08 - Australia - Mosman
By shanannygians07 - 26/01/2014 06:46 - United States - Rialto
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For those of you who said ydi, shit I guess I did! I do have a car but I prefer to spend 3 dollars in gas a month rather that 150!! I work at a restaurant on the waterfront bartending all day so I was tired after a brutal day. When I said it was uphill, I meant uphill, not a gradual incline. It was steep! and very late at night when my EXboyfriend drove by. I certainly didnt look like I chose to walk a moped up a mountain! Thanks guys!
By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham
By PangolinScholar - 25/01/2014 00:34 - United States - Grand Prairie
By Anonymous - 24/01/2014 21:02 - United Kingdom - Broxburn
**** McGee
By Anonymous - 24/01/2014 05:15 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 21:49 - United States - Washington
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Oh, trust me...the teen wasn't the owner. He didn't even look at me after the car rolled away, he just jogged off. The car luckily jumped a curb down the road and was stopped by a tree. I did phone the sheriff's department, the deputy took my info and the description of the teen. Haven't heard anything else about it nor did I see the owner (luckily).