Self-sabotage
By ToxicSelf - 05/06/2025 03:00 - Germany - Berlin
By ToxicSelf - 05/06/2025 03:00 - Germany - Berlin
By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 02:36 - United States
By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 11:08 - Iraq
By Louis DJ - 04/02/2025 22:00 - Canada
By Anonymous - 12/11/2024 03:00 - United States
By Rafael - 14/01/2022 20:01
By Brightbulb - 16/11/2017 23:00 - United States
By Nextman - 14/06/2019 06:24
By hatemyjob - 15/12/2015 00:15 - Canada - Winnipeg
By Anonymous - 18/10/2020 17:02 - United States - Pittsburgh
By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco
By Lizzie - 30/05/2013 22:32 - United States - Rockford
By Roostermann25 - 31/05/2016 01:34 - United States - Lebanon
By nohalloweenforus - 31/10/2016 15:22
By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 06:04 - United States
By soapypete - 22/10/2010 13:26 - United States
By Reebee - 27/09/2017 01:30
By ChinaWillOwnUs - 27/08/2018 15:00
By gracehi - 10/09/2015 17:45 - United States - San Diego
By Sua - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Calgary
By IceBreaker - 17/12/2022 18:00
By Anonymous - 02/05/2018 19:00
By bruised - 15/08/2015 15:47 - United States - Jacksonville Beach
By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 21:48 - United States
By cacheson - 21/11/2018 01:04
Yes, and after working on my classroom management strategies for younger kids my teaching is going much better now.
By gothicvamp93 - 04/01/2015 06:46 - United States - Jacksonville
By acidonymous - 09/07/2015 04:32 - United States - Dearborn
this is literally my first FML ever made, let alone published!!! This was really surprising to wake up to. But to elaborate a little bit more, yes i did have to stay and clean it up, but i did get paid to do it. The lady in the motor scooter did not make any purchases and walked out of the store right after it happened (walking perfectly fine), probably to avoid conflict. So no one got the chance to talk to her. luckily i had no immediate plans after work other than sleep!
By computerdude - 02/06/2009 00:44 - United States
to everyone ranting about the phone: its called bluetooth. to everyone not understanding how laptop got on roof: i was carrying a bunch of stuff and set laptop on the roof to open car door. i had just been reamed out by my office manager and head partners in a humiliating way and was distraught. i set it down the right way (on its rubber feet) so make a mental note for the next part. to everyone claiming the laptop could not / should not have made it to the freeway, and / or flown off: i work close to the freeway, and was amazed myself. I later re-drove the route and found the laptop on the side of teh freeway about 2 miles from where i had originally gotten on. from the damage to it, it looked like it must have caught the wind when i got up to speed and then slid down off to the side of the freeway.
By karma1221 - 11/08/2018 14:30
By josh - 06/12/2021 02:01
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YES? I was waiting for someone to say that! I'm guessing you and I are in the same boat. But who knows? Maybe we'll get lucky and we'll both be second classes in a few months.