By caitywebbkid - 09/10/2016 11:36 - Australia - Bentley
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Catfished
By TooGulible - 12/07/2016 20:08 - United States - Madison Heights
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Rumor mill
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Mission impossible
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By ex-employee - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States
I don't get paid enough for this shit
By pancakessdsjsn - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Lake Forest
Don't mind me
By straightlyconfused - 27/05/2012 13:20 - Australia - Brisbane
Love is love
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Health risk
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Truth hurts
By Unemployed - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hinchinbrook
Lunch with Fantano
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By Snurkles McGee - 22/05/2013 21:48 - Canada - Edmonton
You what now?
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By Bambi113 - 09/06/2016 19:07 - United States - Pittsburgh
Life's what you make it
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By dys - 27/01/2010 12:20 - United States
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OP here. Wasn't really expecting this one to get posted. To everyone who's asked- yes, he's my ex now. I didn't think it would make as much sense if I'd said she slept with my ex-boyfriend. And yes, I did lose my job over this. Said coworker and I were very good friends before all of this, hence the 'no longer speaking to her' part. I didn't simply stand there and get screamed at the entire time. I tried to give my side of the story and explain why I'd stopped talking to my coworker, but my boss just kept interrupting me and yelling, "I don't care!" and telling me I was full of shit. I eventually just left when she outright called me a liar. It was a small, locally owned business- so no union rep to call- and my coworker and I had two very separate jobs that didn't really require any interaction. I still spoke to her when I had to, if it had something to do with work. Apparently, she'd been going to our boss after I left for the day- who knows how often- crying about what a bitch I was and how unfair I was being, and saying that all of it was my fault to begin with. The boss even claimed that my coworker would need therapy because of me, and said that just my presence at the shop was making it impossible for her to do her job. The full story is obviously way too long for a single FML, so you can see why a lot of the details got cut.
The war on Christmas
By drive thru madness - 25/12/2016 12:15 - United States - Amherst
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Serious business
By John - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States - Midway City
Work anxiety
By Anonymous - 08/10/2021 08:00
By Snarty - 23/07/2013 18:28 - United States
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hey thanks for the comments guys. to answer a few questions neither the kid nor the parent knew he was allergic. aparently he reacted to the red food coloring which caused him to break out in a full body rash the poor little guy was so upset. but now we know he isn't allergic to all ice cream so I told him and the mom they will have free ice cream on me for the rest of the year... as long as it doesn't have red dye! Thanks to all who commented, Cheers!
How does their suck make my suck not suck?
By Samme - 29/05/2024 14:00 - United States - High Springs
Workplace hell
By insensitive prick - 19/08/2013 19:04 - United States - Tinley Park
By Anonymous - 12/03/2011 23:18 - United States
Keywords
OP here, Firstly, thanks to everyone who has been comforting me about this. I was pretty upset and distraught when it happened (my whole job being to save and protect people), but now I see it as a learning curve. To answer tour questions/comments; 1) Yes, the centre manager has (finally) granted us a bigger budget for maintenance and we will be replacing all doors within the week. 2) the little girl is A-okay. There were no signs of bruising, swelling, laceration/graze, break, strain, sprain or anything else. I think she was more scared than anything else, but she was dancing around about 5 minutes after I gave her an ice pack, so that's a plus. 3) Yes, everything in Australia tries to kill us. Except volcanoes. We don't have a single active one (and we're the only continent to be able to say that!!!). Again, thanks to everyone for your support. I love my job and I was so scared I was going to lose it, and so worried that I had done this little girl harm. Apparently she just sees it as a cool story to tell at school (her aunt told us this when we made the follow-up phone call).