By CA19oo - 20/03/2012 01:03 - United States - Buford

Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML
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kay2810 9

Sometimes I wonder what lead to these kind of FML's...

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kay2810 9

Sometimes I wonder what lead to these kind of FML's...

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lilikawaii 6

That's what I was thinking. Where were you, OP? I wouldn't want to mistakenly go there. :)

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MatheusRajuidas 5

Caves in forests. Just saying.

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EmreArslan 11

Sometimes there could be a bat in his house that he didnt want to have in his house and tried to get it out... That is where it went wrong

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lexa1love 16

I live in Ohio in the hills and if you go out at night in season there's bats all over. I've had them fly into my car before when I left the windows down.

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bioboy725 10

I've been hit in the face by one. Around my house they are quite docile. They're everywhere though.

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KittySaysMoo 6

I thought it was going to say "but with a aluminum one." it took me a minute to figure it all out.

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ScaughtieHolden 11

I accidentally hit myself in the head with an aluminum bat one time.

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HeartOfLead 24

Well, in my opinion... Let's say she and her boyfriend were... Well, uh... If you've ever seen Scary Movie one, just think of it as a bat popping out. And instead of the, the guys the *pardon my grammar* noob.

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

69 - Your comment is the "lucky" number! (lucky as in getting some sex...)

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wierdos_rule 0

Tomorrow, you will receive rabies shots from today's FML. FYL

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JJambiya21 0

I don't understand why people would put a YDI for this, how the hell is this op's fault?

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Rowdey 10

114 - You're legitimately retarded.

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KhrystallDaBest 15

138- They could have accidentally pressed it.

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nofearjenshere 12

After I read, "not by a wooden one," I thought to myself, "oh, a metal one?" then I read the rest of the FML.

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yahoowizard 16

I speed read it and thought it got stuck in her hair, so I had one with spikes or something. Thank God it was the animal

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iamyummylicious 14

I also thought metal bat. I was like OMG ARE YOU DIEDED?

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bizarre_ftw 21

I was an inch from writing "that's how I got my first black eye when I was ~8!!!" then I read the rest.... Kinda glad I did it in that order

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LunaDragon 10

What did you hurt your brain writing out that extremely intelligent comment?

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Pandacupcakelove 26

31- Hey, go easy on the birdie! They arent very intelligent animals.

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shanemaximo 7

Damn, that's rabies for sure.

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breeY0 7

oh gosh, I would have been running in circles screaming like a maniac if I was you.

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MatheusRajuidas 5

If I saw someone running around and screaming like a maniac I'd hit them with a bat. You know, not the wooden ones, the metallic.

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aw3som3sauc3 10

Ok, ok, they made a few grammatic errors, but I still agree with the first person to reply ;)

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

That fail moment when a grammar nazi tries to correct someone and their grammatically incorect.

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MatheusRajuidas 5

#126 They're* grammatically incorrect*. LOL HONK :o)

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roseXthorns 8

Oh, I thought OP was talking about my mom. We're you dating her?

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bizarre_ftw 21

Wait wait wait!!! Uncle roseXthorns?!

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Platfoot 0

Bats are scared of people, well, most of them. I think you caused its attack. :/

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bmwguy01 8

Or it isn't Op's fault and he had a rabid bat hit him?

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bizarre_ftw 21

Or it was neither the bat nor the op's fault and there's some psychopath out there with a catapult and access to air challenged bats that bite

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FmaFangirl 9

This sounds.... Very painful. You okay? :[

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