By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
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lightanddark 17

What did you sing to your cat?

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SqueezeMe32 9

Don't worry OP...he prolly does the same thing when you're not home lol!! Laugh it off!!

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gjikvtj 18

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say prolly nod

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ilovetraveler 17

I'm favoriting this for the comments.

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lightanddark 17

What did you sing to your cat?

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Melix 31

Everytime we touch, I get this feeling Everytime we kiss, I swear I can fly!

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MrDonSalvetti 27

Can't you feel my heart beat fast? I want this to last Need you by my side

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Demig0d6 14

Cause every time we touch I feel my stomach And every time we kiss I reach for the toilet paper

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IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24

Cause every time we touch. I feel the static, and - AHH FLUFFY STOP ATTACKING ME! I know I'm a bad singer, but DAMN!

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AmexBlack 24

I was thinking more along the lines of... 'Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur. Happy kitty sleepy kitty purr purr purr'

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EternalRest 5

This didn't go the way I was expecting it to..

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MrsDruidess 23

the singing to her cat is a little embarrassing, but damn being home alone is no reason not to close the door for a #2. poop spores man! ewww YDI

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cryssycakesx3 22

they don't fly around the house, 71.

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addictedtosorrow 12

Being home alone is reason for no doors being closed and yelling at the top of your lungs

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CobraLazerFace 21

This sounds just like my cousins internet browsing history.

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BootheGhost 6

Well that's a shi- *coughs loudly* Surely something he won't let down easy.

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jjander69 11

Now.. That just made my day.

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Victormoon 14

That's hilarious, did he at least song good? Lol

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ChristianH39 30

And learn to English

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vuduguru 5

I learn to English yah lol

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iOceanus 18

Don't you just love it when people use adjectives in place of adverbs? *raises right arm at an angle*

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illegalbeagle69 23

At least he didn't walk in on you pooping on the cat... don't ask..

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christge1beast 17

Is there a story behind this?

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SouthernLady12 13

I'm too nosy to not know what the old FML said... tell me. I promise not to tell anyone else ;)

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xlord 27

I searched poop + lets just say I found pages and pages of FMLs.

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cryssycakesx3 22

I'm asking as well! at least it wasn't in the litter box also?

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