A for effort

By NotsexyEnough - 23/11/2009 03:06 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML
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U_idiot 1

FYL because your boyfriend accidentally bit your leg? I wouldn't want to be around when some terrible/FML worthy actually happens to you.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Ah well? A little nibble doesn't hurt so bad. At least he tried.

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post_mortem 0

OMG, your life is completely ruined... I think you should consider a suicide...

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moonlit_manga 0

scaryymaryy your so stupid. team jacob has nothing to do with this. even if it did, wearwolfs bite too. maybe not with venom coated teeth....but they do. OP he tried, quit being a whiney brat.

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BaBiiSpAnKy821 0

omg i think thats so sexyy when boys bite me!! if i were u i wud have growled back ;-)

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LaughAtLaugh 7

omg your in a relationship and having sex!!! your life is soooooo awful. get over it ...

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katiewubsmusic 0

Okay, how inconsiderate could you get? Can't you accept the fact that he was hungry and your leg suddenly seemed immensely appealing? Dammit.

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DoveOrHawk 5

k, I've been bit to the point that blood was drawn. Not an FML here, just a whiny bitch with nothing better to do.

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nikkideejay 0

i got my... you know bit once hahahahah

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ifall4u 0

OMG, don't complain! I love gettin bitten, and that could have ended up so much worse.

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superkitten_fml 0

Nibbling isn't bad, but if you're not keen on being properly bitten maybe you should say something? He did try though :)

0 1