Intimacy: A for effort

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By NotsexyEnough - 23/11/2009 03:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML

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By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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By Vicky - 26/12/2009 20:47 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML

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U_idiot 1

Monday 23 November 2009 9:13

FYL because your boyfriend accidentally bit your leg? I wouldn't want to be around when some terrible/FML worthy actually happens to you.

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 23 November 2009 8:54

Ah well? A little nibble doesn't hurt so bad. At least he tried.

Comments

melissaxd 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 5:18

God, your poor boyfriend. You can't even handle being bitten -_-

RiceballMD 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 20:57

oh hush biting is ONE of the best pain stimulators! viva la biting!

fezalex 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 16:08

how hard?!?

Cris_xP 0

Monday 12 April 2010 9:30

how is this an FML? I wonder wat u'll do wen something FML worthy does happen 2u...x)

XDino_MarieX 0

Friday 30 July 2010 18:03

dude that's no FML, that's an OH HOT DAYUUUM!;D

hannahp94 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 3:14

butting is sexy I don't understand how this is an FML!

LiznessMonster 9

Tuesday 19 October 2010 21:10

bahahahaha!

missmysterylove 3

Monday 25 October 2010 11:40

... so what? he bit your leg by accident? that is not a fml

rizzosierra 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 1:54

ay that's still sexy

MeBeYourFriend 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 9:39

who gives a **** if he bit your leg. Its probably not bleeding so stop cryin you pansy.

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