A tale as old as time

By I'm_Not_Interested - 06/07/2015 05:30 - United States - Reno

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Today, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. FML
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a1_z9 10

Ha, bet he's been whining about being in the friendzone all that time! His fault for not growing up and asking you out the proper way.

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mds9986 24

Get him out of your life. Now.

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tarlax 11

You misspelled "being an idiot", #21, just FYI.

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snapchatfail 6

that's not how that works being nice doesn't mean you get sex.

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RedPillSucks 31

not really your friend

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annalily5 28

Let me guess, when you turn him down he'll whine about you only liking assholes. You know, those douchebag guys who don't lie to you and manipulating you into thinking they'e your friend just to get in your pants.

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Aimeejasmine 15

Probably complain about the friendzone as if they're a poor, rejected 'nice guy' whereas OP has lost a friend and is left used and alone.

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danihammer 4

Experienced this quite a few times myself. It's hard for me to be open and friendly with guys because they always think it's an invitation for them to be a **** buddy. Or they keep nagging me with flirtatious behavior until I have to cut off the "friendship" totally, and then they get mad *rolls eyes* Newsflash to young guys who keep humping girls legs: Being nice doesn't mean diddly ******* squat and if you complain about girls going with shallow assholes as opposed to your desperate ass, you may need to take a look in the mirror.

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Algorithm 24

21's such a complete moron. "Millions of years of evolution" don't make you treat women like shit, dirtbag, that part's all you. Please go to a high school biology teacher, try to explain your crackpot pseudoscience theories to them, and videotape their reaction. I would pay legitimate money to see how that goes.

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Miss_Mandi 29

"If I put kindness coins in the friendship slot, maybe I win sex!" Asshole, it doesn't work like that. Just take the friend zone and shut up.

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Algorithm 24

I came to the friendzone looking for friends but all I found was a bunch of NIce Guys in fedoras complaining about how women don't want to have sex with them.

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