Transportation and Cars: Abort test! Abort test!

Abort test! Abort test!

By Lindsey - 24/05/2014 15:22 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML

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You deserved it 20 828

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By f.m. - 23/07/2018 16:00

Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML

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By unlicensed - 01/08/2012 16:20 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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One tiny mistake

By Anonymous - 02/06/2022 03:00 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I failed my driving test. Zero minor errors, one major fault. The fault was me thinking the road was one-way, positioned my car on the right lane to turn right, only to find out I was in the lane of oncoming traffic. FML

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Failed

By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML

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By Username - 12/01/2010 04:03 - France

Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML

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By UGGGH that was my 2nd attempt too - 04/09/2013 21:14 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I took my driver's test. The woman administering it wouldn't even look at me, so trying to be friendly I said the first thing I could think of, "It must be scary getting in the car with someone you don't know!" She failed me for "excessive chatting." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2013 19:28 - United States - Winston Salem

Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML

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Bree12345 15

Saturday 24 May 2014 19:33

I'm guessing you didn't pass?

mcm_3 16

Saturday 24 May 2014 19:33

USA not London

Comments

deedeedah 5

Saturday 24 May 2014 20:02

How many times in your life have you ridden in a car?

disney_blonde 16

Saturday 24 May 2014 20:07

I hope for the safety of all the other drivers on the road, she failed you.

Jellybellybeanz 22

Saturday 24 May 2014 20:09

The exact same thing happened to my brother lol

omgthisisgay 10

Saturday 24 May 2014 20:16

Wow...apparently people have never been nervous and messed something up because of it, or spaced out while driving. Yes, it's dangerous. But, fortunately, nobody was hurt. It happens OP! Better luck next time!

communisttaco 16

Saturday 24 May 2014 21:04

It generally doesn't happen. I've never seen someone drive into oncoming traffic.

omgthisisgay 10

Sunday 25 May 2014 4:42

when I first started driving, I got distracted and turned onto a one day street going the wrong way. Like I said, it happens. I'm guessing there was no oncoming traffic or OP would probably have figured it out herself.

communisttaco 16

Sunday 25 May 2014 18:36

So distracted driving is your excuse for idiotic behavior? You're not helping yourself.

omgthisisgay 10

Sunday 25 May 2014 20:20

No. Distracted driving is not an excuse for idiotic behavior. For the third and final ******* time, it happens. On to the next one.

communisttaco 16

Monday 26 May 2014 0:01

For the second time, it doesn't.

zenrael 21

Saturday 24 May 2014 20:22

She probably passed you. Too many idiots on the roads these days

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 25 May 2014 1:08

You're joking right? Usually asshole drivers develops over time

Masonjar13 10

Saturday 24 May 2014 20:42

"Today, I failed my driving test, keeping the world just a little safer for another day."

FinkiusMaximus 9

Saturday 24 May 2014 20:46

Of course this was submitted by a woman.

olpally 32

Saturday 24 May 2014 21:24

Ahhhh, why didn't she say anything before you made the three point turn if she knew you'd be going the wrong way?? Hope you passed.

mikbrooke 25

Sunday 25 May 2014 12:14

it wasnt a one way road. it says the driving instructor told OP that they were driving on the wrong side of the road, not that they were going the wrong way down a one way street.