Transportation and Cars: Abort test! Abort test!

Abort test! Abort test!

By Lindsey - 24/05/2014 15:22 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML

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You deserved it 20 828

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By f.m. - 23/07/2018 16:00

Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML

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By unlicensed - 01/08/2012 16:20 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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One tiny mistake

By Anonymous - 02/06/2022 03:00 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I failed my driving test. Zero minor errors, one major fault. The fault was me thinking the road was one-way, positioned my car on the right lane to turn right, only to find out I was in the lane of oncoming traffic. FML

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Failed

By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML

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By Username - 12/01/2010 04:03 - France

Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML

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By UGGGH that was my 2nd attempt too - 04/09/2013 21:14 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I took my driver's test. The woman administering it wouldn't even look at me, so trying to be friendly I said the first thing I could think of, "It must be scary getting in the car with someone you don't know!" She failed me for "excessive chatting." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2013 19:28 - United States - Winston Salem

Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML

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Bree12345 15

Saturday 24 May 2014 19:33

I'm guessing you didn't pass?

mcm_3 16

Saturday 24 May 2014 19:33

USA not London

Comments

khaled_almu 13

Sunday 25 May 2014 21:21

It's clear "Sweetie" you didn't pass the test try again

kailarahne 19

Monday 26 May 2014 0:13

The first time I took my test, I was at the very last part of it and ended up at a red light for the longest 15 seconds of my life to make a left hand turn. i turned into the center turn lane because I had gotten so nervous... I looked at the woman grading me and said "that wasn't right, was it?" hahaha Omg I hated myself better luck next time, OP.

iamthunder 4

Monday 26 May 2014 0:52

Don't worry OP the rest of your gender can't drive either! (Women)

txrezaian 2

Monday 26 May 2014 3:04

Guess what! When I took mine the lady failed me because I stopped for a Jay walker already crossing the road! Sorry next time I'll run the person over -_- don't worry I know the feels

annunaki_fml 11

Monday 26 May 2014 3:36

i mean,where u confused or intoxicated?? had to be one of those....just saying.

festegg 6

Monday 26 May 2014 5:02

You dumbass

Jaevwyn 17

Tuesday 27 May 2014 4:31

For the sake of (good) drivers I'm glad you have not got that license yet, knowing which side of the side to drive on is kinda essential

stiffster 5

Tuesday 27 May 2014 8:03

well you only get out what you put in...

1jordan1 11

Tuesday 27 May 2014 22:31

Lol I'm sorry OP. you definitely need more practice if you couldn't figure that out on your own, though. That shouldn't be a mistake you ever make. Practice some more, gain some more experience and you'll be a better driver when you hit the roads yourself anyway!

1jordan1 11

Tuesday 27 May 2014 22:33

That's not a ****** up system. They want to make sure you're going to be a responsible driver. I don't want to be on the road with y one year old niece an four year old nephew if I know some cocky teenager who thinks he can do what he wants whips out in front of me an cuts me off because he wasnt checking where he was going. If anything, the test needs to be more strict. In my state it does anyway.