Food, Gross and Miscellaneous: Added spice

Added spice

By hungry - 06/04/2009 03:19 - United States

Today, I was hungry and decided to nibble on some Cheez-Its I had in my room. After I'd enjoyed some of them, I looked into the box to see how many I had left, where I noticed a lot of little black moving dots. Apparently I wasn't the only one enjoying the crackers. FML

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Same thing different taste

Thanks for the heads up

By thanksbro - 20/09/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, I grabbed a handful of crackers from the kitchen, only to find it crawling with bugs. Apparently, my brother had made the same discovery earlier, but put the box of crackers back in the cupboard anyway. FML

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Stuck in a rut

By amandanoelle - 09/10/2016 06:42 - United States - Hot Springs National Park

Today, I realized how stagnant my life has become when, while eating some leftover salad with crackers I'd left out the night before, I decided to open some new crackers and put them with the stale, and giggled to myself about the excitement of "cracker roulette." FML

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By ticked - 06/10/2009 13:01 - Pakistan

Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

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You deserved it 47 991

By special-ingredient - 02/08/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I came home tired and hungry from work. I put my feet up and sat down with a big bowl of chips and salsa. I thought I must have been really hungry because my regular no-name salsa tasted way better than usual. I looked down to examine the jar. Looks like I like the taste of mold. FML

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You deserved it 13 942

Thanks

By badeats - 22/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in a Ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look of them. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML

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Busted!

By Anonymous - 05/07/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was secretly snacking on my roommate’s chips. I heard her coming, so I shoved the chips under my bed and pretended to read. She came in, sniffed the air, and said, "I know you stole my chips. The evidence is on your face." I had orange cheese dust all over my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 1 159

By Aliya - 01/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

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Gotta have it

By kp. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2017 14:40 - United States - Higginsville

Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML

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MY CHEESE!

By Anonymous - 19/11/2024 16:00 - United States - Tuckerton

Today, I went to work. All day, all I wanted to eat was my favorite cheese, which was waiting for me at home. I came home and someone had eaten it, then put the empty wrapper back in the fridge. FML

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You deserved it 60

unchien 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:53

Or rather, apparently, crackers weren't the only things you were enjoying.

xkaokaox 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:47

Nothing wrong with some extra protein... >_>...

Comments

BuffaloGirl716 0

Monday 6 April 2009 16:54

today, i bought an egg salad sandwich. about three bites in i noticed a huge chunk of egg shell. i decided to eat some cheez-its instead bc i was still hungry. then i read this fml. fml.

SophiaMay 0

Monday 6 April 2009 16:56

#37 I LOL'D

Brittanyy 0

Monday 6 April 2009 17:49

LMAO. I did that with Cookie Crisps once.

bmiawcb1 0

Monday 6 April 2009 18:02

Hahaha...that happened to me with a bottle of Hershey's syrup and some chocolate milk once. Sure taught me to always check my food before I put it in my mouth...

megs8907 0

Monday 6 April 2009 18:15

omg, I've done this, and it sux! :-(

quelover1_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 18:50

actually ants are good for you.. they help you breathe better. ever see that jet li movie where his wife was dying and they made her ant soup to help her breathe better? well now you know.

1073kat 0

Monday 6 April 2009 18:57

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

MonkeySpeaks 4

Monday 6 April 2009 19:05

U*MMMMM this is why you don't keep food in your room. BTW, did you know studies show that kids that hide food in their room have a high chance at become obese and developing poor eating habits and schedules?

emptyego 0

Monday 6 April 2009 19:27

Oh god that's nasty... Dude learn to clean your room and follow exp dates. D:

urallosers 0

Monday 6 April 2009 19:42

i find it interesting how obese people do so much to avoid being called obese. Let's break it down by the number of stupid points in this tiny thread. 1. "Today i was hungry" - interesting captain obvious, i forgot that all life forms need to consume food in order to not die at some point. 2. "Nibble" - what are you a ******* squirrel. 3. "Some cheez-its i had in my room" - everyone knows that only really fat people keep food in places other than the kitchen. 4. "After i had enjoyed some of them" - usually when i eat food it's because i'm hungry, not because i enjoy everything that i eat. Also, you maintain the premise that you enjoyed the bug infested cheeze-its after you found out their was bugs in them. 5. "I looked into the box to see how many i had left" - so what, you weren't full? you had to just keep eating. And you didn't even look at them when they were in your hand before you put them in your mouth. You just kept eating while watching tv or sitting on your computer. 6. "I noticed a lot of little black moving dots" - so you had gnats or some shit in your food that you enjoy nibbling that you keep in your room when you get hungry. I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that you still managed to admit that you enjoyed eating bug infested food, or that you probably haven't learned a lesson about being fat and keeping food in every corner of your house in case you get "hungry" and need to consume food to maintain your obese weight.