Food, Gross and Miscellaneous: Added spice

Added spice

By hungry - 06/04/2009 03:19 - United States

Today, I was hungry and decided to nibble on some Cheez-Its I had in my room. After I'd enjoyed some of them, I looked into the box to see how many I had left, where I noticed a lot of little black moving dots. Apparently I wasn't the only one enjoying the crackers. FML

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Same thing different taste

Thanks for the heads up

By thanksbro - 20/09/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, I grabbed a handful of crackers from the kitchen, only to find it crawling with bugs. Apparently, my brother had made the same discovery earlier, but put the box of crackers back in the cupboard anyway. FML

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Stuck in a rut

By amandanoelle - 09/10/2016 06:42 - United States - Hot Springs National Park

Today, I realized how stagnant my life has become when, while eating some leftover salad with crackers I'd left out the night before, I decided to open some new crackers and put them with the stale, and giggled to myself about the excitement of "cracker roulette." FML

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By ticked - 06/10/2009 13:01 - Pakistan

Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

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By special-ingredient - 02/08/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I came home tired and hungry from work. I put my feet up and sat down with a big bowl of chips and salsa. I thought I must have been really hungry because my regular no-name salsa tasted way better than usual. I looked down to examine the jar. Looks like I like the taste of mold. FML

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Thanks

By badeats - 22/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in a Ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look of them. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML

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Busted!

By Anonymous - 05/07/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was secretly snacking on my roommate’s chips. I heard her coming, so I shoved the chips under my bed and pretended to read. She came in, sniffed the air, and said, "I know you stole my chips. The evidence is on your face." I had orange cheese dust all over my mouth. FML

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By Aliya - 01/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

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Gotta have it

By kp. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2017 14:40 - United States - Higginsville

Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML

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MY CHEESE!

By Anonymous - 19/11/2024 16:00 - United States - Tuckerton

Today, I went to work. All day, all I wanted to eat was my favorite cheese, which was waiting for me at home. I came home and someone had eaten it, then put the empty wrapper back in the fridge. FML

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unchien 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:53

Or rather, apparently, crackers weren't the only things you were enjoying.

xkaokaox 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:47

Nothing wrong with some extra protein... >_>...

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takran 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 21:38

I've done this before, we had ant problems in the cabinet where we keep the snack foods, but they hadn't been around in a while so I wasn't thinking about it. Surprise, that's not seasoning on those crackers! They were really tiny ants, they seriously could be mistaken for seasoning until you realize they're moving. Extra protein FTW? I only ate a few before I realized...

jessxoxo28 5

Wednesday 8 April 2009 1:42

ok, thats disgusting y would u leave food in ur room????

balanceMMX 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 4:50

the ants are made of the same carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen you are... it's not a big deal if you don't let yourself get grossed out about it. with that said... I probably would've been grossed out, too! :S

ohwowthatsucks25 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 4:02

haha so gross, but that happened to me sort of, i was drinking coffee and i looked at it and it had ants floating in it. apparently they're high in protein though...

rachel1221 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:07

ewww same thing happened to me with cheezeits but it was like 8 years ago and out by my pool. i haven't had cheezeits since that day.

LilMaria 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 21:01

OMG! That happened to me once!! It was sooo gross :S

IAmBridgette 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 22:26

Eh, I learned that everyone, sometime in their life, eats a bug.

asdfghjknatalie 0

Friday 10 April 2009 5:38

ants are my life! im in an ant respect committee at my school and it is against the inhumane treatment of ants... iam very disappointed in all of your comments about hating ants! IT IS AN OUTRAGE!