Love and Break-ups: Adding insult to injury

Adding insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 018

You deserved it 3 141

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Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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You deserved it 4 262

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You deserved it 542

By mollyeyers - 22/08/2010 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 924

You deserved it 3 522

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By Carrie - 08/05/2013 05:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 682

You deserved it 7 217

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 408

You deserved it 3 505

By Anonymous - 22/10/2016 04:32

Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 525

You deserved it 745

By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 234

You deserved it 4 192

By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 551

You deserved it 3 601

kaprookie 3

Tuesday 18 October 2011 11:53

You're clearly better off.

mk58 31

Tuesday 18 October 2011 12:05

You should have kicked him in the balls and then ran off laughing maniacally.

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theelitejosh171 1

Thursday 20 October 2011 2:36

stop trolling op ty

hellokitty133 5

Thursday 20 October 2011 2:53

what a douche!

Jacoblv17 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 5:12

Hella ****** up :/

nancyIshere4U 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 5:20

One simple word for him "JERK"!

jaquelyn37 4

Thursday 20 October 2011 6:06

I'm sorry

alexandrayo 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 6:22

You obviously sucked at being a girlfriend (:

charmanderCHAR 5

Saturday 22 October 2011 10:19

Wow, aren't YOU a little ****, 120.

afulks78 11

Friday 21 October 2011 2:54

Asshole !

babegirl69 0

Friday 21 October 2011 5:57

I bet he had a good reason

Snivvler 4

Friday 21 October 2011 11:25

...lol I read the last sentence as 'while he was dumping, he was holding hands with his new gf."... Well, she sounds adventurous 0.o

ncblondiecmr 0

Monday 24 October 2011 2:59

Asshole

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Adding insult to injury

Same thing different taste

Great timing

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