Adding insult to injury
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States
By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States
By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom
By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30
By mollyeyers - 22/08/2010 17:02 - United Kingdom
By Carrie - 08/05/2013 05:41 - United States - Los Angeles
By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier
By Anonymous - 22/10/2016 04:32
By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster
By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel
It's like monkey bars.
Reading about FMLs that sound too familiar to my life are draining...FYL OP.
Cross your arms, look at her, and tell her, "Hope you like herpes". Then while she's in shock with her jaw open, and the bf is trying to reassure her you're clean, tell her "Not me, him." Bam. Satisfaction. Walk away.
#13 Not just rude. It was also mean. OP, you are well shot of him. It's the new gf who is now dating the kind of asshole who would do that to someone.
Breaking up isn't an easy thing to do. He needed some emotional support
That exact same thing happened to me once. But it was at church camp. And I was twelve. >.>
And he was holding hands with the priest.
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You're clearly better off.
You should have kicked him in the balls and then ran off laughing maniacally.