Adding insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 018
You deserved it 3 141

Same thing different taste

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You should have kicked him in the balls and then ran off laughing maniacally.

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Reading about FMLs that sound too familiar to my life are draining...FYL OP.

Cross your arms, look at her, and tell her, "Hope you like herpes". Then while she's in shock with her jaw open, and the bf is trying to reassure her you're clean, tell her "Not me, him." Bam. Satisfaction. Walk away.

#13 Not just rude. It was also mean. OP, you are well shot of him. It's the new gf who is now dating the kind of asshole who would do that to someone.

TheChosenOne96 1

Breaking up isn't an easy thing to do. He needed some emotional support

megan61295 1
xengrrl 0

That exact same thing happened to me once. But it was at church camp. And I was twelve. >.>

And he was holding hands with the priest.