Love and Break-ups: Adding insult to injury

Adding insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 018

You deserved it 3 141

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Same thing different taste

By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 895

You deserved it 3 067

By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 055

You deserved it 2 876

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 173

You deserved it 4 262

By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 613

You deserved it 542

By mollyeyers - 22/08/2010 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 924

You deserved it 3 522

Great timing

By Carrie - 08/05/2013 05:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 682

You deserved it 7 217

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 408

You deserved it 3 505

By Anonymous - 22/10/2016 04:32

Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 525

You deserved it 745

By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 234

You deserved it 4 192

By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 551

You deserved it 3 601

kaprookie 3

Tuesday 18 October 2011 11:53

You're clearly better off.

mk58 31

Tuesday 18 October 2011 12:05

You should have kicked him in the balls and then ran off laughing maniacally.

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fmllmftml 0

Monday 24 October 2011 4:21

Well thats cold!

CommanderBalls 10

Thursday 27 October 2011 22:06

ouch.. Your better off

Jessie121 0

Friday 6 January 2012 15:46

Ouch. You should've kicked him in the balls!

megan1245613 0

Wednesday 16 May 2012 17:21

You better off with out him

mymiles 13

Monday 15 July 2013 3:22

Kick him in the nuts & tell her they weren't good for anything anyway

Wadlaen 23

Thursday 30 May 2024 23:17

Seems like you dodged a bullet... I'm very sorry for your experience!

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You deserved it 10 594

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I agree, your life sucks 51 638

You deserved it 5 311

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I agree, your life sucks 7 390

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I agree, your life sucks 2 639

You deserved it 748

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I agree, your life sucks 52 438

You deserved it 3 464

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I agree, your life sucks 50 345

You deserved it 3 699

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I agree, your life sucks 33 618

You deserved it 5 716

Adding insult to injury

Same thing different taste

Great timing

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