ADHD brain

By Unknown - 18/10/2011 04:50 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 939
You deserved it 6 403

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Xquisite1 28

Sounds like someone is too young to even be considering sex.

You just got bra blocked! Lesson learned - bras are evil.

Comments

Xquisite1 28

Sounds like someone is too young to even be considering sex.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Being young and being inexperienced are two completely different things.

phoenixslayer69 4

About to have sex and quitting for a game, shows age.

I would choose boobs over video games any time at any age.

ikickgingers 15

Sometimes I just lose interest and go for the captain...

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Same exact comment on every FML about relationships ever.

Cool story bro. I'm never on here so I wouldn't know.

Keep trolling though, you seem to like it

Trolling is my second passion, just under clubbing baby seals and correcting grammar. (They tie for first place).

RedPillSucks 31

Sorry, For a moment I thought that read "chubbing baby seals".

Damn you sure got pissed in a hurry rofl. I don't really even think he was trollin O.o

xSniperx_fml 5

Why give up? Keep on going ! :D

Probably the sort that can't admit that he doesnt know how to remove a bra, so he pretended interest in a computer game instead... Little did he know that undressing ones partner is the best game of all and the bra is just level one :)

He probably thinks that's what they mean by foreplay.

SteveTonyY 3

u suck at life if he doest wanna hit it

Bras - annoying the **** out of dudes for centuries.

Weird BF you have there. Video game or sex? That is not even a reasonable question. Your BF is obviously not all that interested (odd) or he would not have given up. I have to question what kind of a boy you have on your hands. There is no giving up when you have a girl who is ready to play. Most guys would have gotten the bra off one way or another. Finese optional. In fact, the entire bra issue is optional. Bra or no bra, as long as the girl was willing, sex was going to be attempted. If you really want to have sex with your BF you are going to have to help the issue along. If he was stumped by the bra, there is no way he is going to figure out the rest of it. And you can forget about it being a pleasurable experience for you unless you just get bold and take the lead until he figures things out. With a little help he can probably get the job done.

Bloody hell, let's write a book on the situation.

Adman567 9

Cool Story Bro, you should tell that at a party sometime.

Last I checked, there's no character limit on comments. If you don't want to read it (or have trouble with that many words...I know, it's hard), just stick to the "lol u suk" comments. Those are probably much easier for you.

94, Last I checked a large majority of FML commentors are very immature and love to go "amg derp tl;dr hurr durr im so funee" or "cool stry bro, tell it again, herrrppp". Disgusting. I need to bathe in acid to cleanse myself now.

It's more about being concise in writing and coming fast to the point instead of writing a book. It's a writing skill and not everyone has it.

Brett121 6

Great story man..and what chapter do you shut the **** up?

Bless23 0

Are. You. Mad?? Because you sound like someone who spent their whole life fapping to pr0n and now you know just about everything. Too bad you can't apply you skilld eh?

all4pooh 4

Why didn't he just rip the f***ing thing off

Waste of a perfectly good bra. Those things cost money, even a plain ol' simple one from Wal-Mart. Even then, you have to consider brand name, fabric quality, and overall comfort. Yes. I'm a man, and I've done some research on the matter.

^^ I agree, it's good to know these things and impresses the ladies too..

dadof2 4

well on the brite side if he gave up that quick on just your bra how far would he go towards your lets just say happy place ????

I think he's saying it saved her the disappointment of him not making her ******?? not really sure just guessing

dadof2 4

i guess the brite side was the wrong term but hey atleast the guy understood it