Sex, Underwear and Intimacy: ADHD brain

ADHD brain

By Unknown - 18/10/2011 04:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:56 - United States

Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML

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By notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

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Follow the script

By ufhdafuhds - 19/03/2009 23:31 - Egypt

Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML

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Defeated

By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 23:08

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

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Noob

By lameows - 04/04/2015 01:57 - United States

Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML

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By Blueberrypicc - 13/08/2010 01:01 - United States

Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML

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Absolute beginners

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 20:00 - Spain - Ripollet

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML

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Mr Floppy

By rachiej8 - 10/06/2012 04:13 - United States - Fairlee

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML

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Xquisite1 28

Tuesday 18 October 2011 12:05

Sounds like someone is too young to even be considering sex.

schpanki 11

Tuesday 18 October 2011 11:55

You just got bra blocked! Lesson learned - bras are evil.

Comments

goldiefox 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 12:27

Pee in his mouth.

PinkFun1969 9

Tuesday 18 October 2011 12:27

Honey I hate to say it but, the kid must be Gay.

perdix 29

Tuesday 18 October 2011 15:43

Honey, I'm happy to say it, but the Kid must really suck at sex.

Ann23 7

Tuesday 18 October 2011 12:30

One day he will Learn .. Until then, you always have video games.

poazul6789 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 12:34

he's missing out!

RebekahBrooke 9

Tuesday 18 October 2011 12:35

What a quitterr.

HomeAl0ne 20

Wednesday 19 October 2011 0:05

It was his first time. I'm guessing that he got so excited that he came while fumbling at the clasp, and then covered up his embarrassment by wandering off to play video games.

brandonBorg 4

Tuesday 18 October 2011 12:40

flash those nipps then say its cold and casually walk off

Quyen1337 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 12:42

Ragequit

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 18 October 2011 12:43

Last I heard, you could still have sex, even with a bra on.(((: Too bad he was removing the wrong piece of clothing. Does anyone else get the feeling he might have gotten too excited in the process, came in his pants and then played video games afterwards? Well..... That's what I'm guessing. Lol

ikickgingers 15

Tuesday 18 October 2011 16:43

^ yes

amam96 7

Friday 21 October 2011 0:14

so glad I wasn't the only one to think this......

SkardeyKat 3

Tuesday 18 October 2011 12:44

Kinda sounds like he was never really interested in the first place. You don't HAVE to take the bra off to have sex, he should have just gone on to the panties!!