Miscellaneous: Ah, those were the times…

Ah, those were the times…

By Anonymous - 27/12/2013 20:50 - United States - Ely

Today, my 19-year-old brother subjected me to yet another rant about how the writers of My Little Pony aren't writing the show for people like him any more, the "true fans", otherwise known as pimply-faced adults who don't use deodorant and only shower once a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 503

You deserved it 4 524

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By FuckingDone - 20/05/2016 23:08 - United States - Enterprise

Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 139

You deserved it 1 105

By :/ - 04/03/2014 13:37

Today, I taught my 12-year-old brothers that showering cannot be used as a substitute for deodorant, and that they should use both. One of them was almost in tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 547

You deserved it 4 691

By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 23:04 - United States

Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 141

You deserved it 7 346

By hairless - 09/10/2011 03:53 - Canada

Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 446

You deserved it 6 780

By Anonymous - 04/07/2013 16:27 - Germany - K?ln

Today, I actually had to teach my 9-year-old brother how to pour himself a glass of milk, after he burst out in tears when my sister told him to do it himself. His astonishing ignorance also extends to basic hygiene. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 053

You deserved it 4 910

By Why? - 05/03/2015 22:34 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 554

You deserved it 2 546

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 03:54 - Canada - Montréal

Today, my 19 year-old brother called me a moron and told me to go read a book, after I corrected him when he said girls don't have colons. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 736

You deserved it 2 190

By I suck :( - 07/05/2014 21:25 - United States - Louisville

Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 023

You deserved it 62 961

Snot machine

By Anonymous - 07/11/2022 16:00

Today, I had to supervise my 9 year-old nephew taking a shower, because he won't wash with soap or shampoo unless someone makes him. Instead, he blows three-inch-long green and brown boogers out of his nose that dangle from his nostril. He's disgusting and hasn't even hit puberty yet. This is future of the world. FML

I agree, your life sucks 864

You deserved it 167

By yeah_im_mad_bro - 24/09/2011 00:32 - Canada

Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 210

You deserved it 5 467

Nederlander95 14

Saturday 28 December 2013 0:57

Sorry you have to live with this kid. How does one get into my little pony anyway?

mjdjoy 5

Saturday 28 December 2013 0:57

Damn Bronys. Hows his fedora collection?

Comments

SobrietyKills 14

Saturday 28 December 2013 9:37

Then maybe you shouldn't let something that confuses you irritate you? Isn't that the very basis of prejudice? The thing with bronys is, yes there are creepy people out there masturbating to MLP ****, but that is a subcategory of the fandom. My profile picture is Erwin from SnK, otherwise known as Attack on Titan, there is some pretty freaky **** out there based on it, but that doesn't mean the entire fandom is like that. It's okay for a grown man to like MLP in the same way it's okay for a woman to like boxing or other sports. There is no reason we should be forcing these men into stupid gender roles and stereotype them over what they enjoy. Tl;dr don't get mad over something stupid. Every fandom has weird ****. Gender roles are stupid it's okay for guys to like "girl stuff"

ZY1431 24

Saturday 28 December 2013 9:43

I laughed when I found out what a brony was. then again I blame my 2 year old daughter for wanting to watch "her ponies"

Vilsitior_93 12

Saturday 28 December 2013 9:45

You live with one of those people too huh? :/

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Saturday 28 December 2013 9:52

#37: I absolutely agree, %100 with you. I'm not really into MLP (yet), but I do love another children's show called Pound Puppies (seriously, give it a try; just not the first seven episodes)! #99; #111: OMG, iFunny was mentioned on FML! Two of my favorite apps together! I'm totally geeking-out right now!

Zenmont 7

Saturday 28 December 2013 10:43

The fact that he watches the show and has no sense of hygiene is not the problem. And just like any fandom, people in it vary. Don't stick to stereotypes. I have a friend who is a Brony and is athletic, healthy and intelligent. Your ignorance baffles me.

zoepie 7

Saturday 28 December 2013 11:08

Like any fandom, not all bronies jerk off to ponies, not all are grown men, not all are asshats either. Of you respect what we like most of us will leave you alone.

enamis 3

Saturday 28 December 2013 11:54

People like him is why we can't have nice things...

Leoniess 5

Saturday 28 December 2013 13:41

Don't gotta be a total bitch about it.. 1. If you didn't wanna talk to him about it you could've told him you didn't want to. 2. Not all of us bronys/pegasisters are pimple covered people who don't shower. That's like I could just say all you women from Minnesota are fat,and ugly. Even tho they probably aren't. Also don't judge our fandom without even giving it a try, watch one episode or even just look at some of our creations, and if you don't like it then you can still stop hating, and go get a life.