You're so busted!

I understand the first date thing, but isn't profession one of the things you talk about with someone before going on a date? Most people know that type of stuff before going on a date with someone.

Well, OP, maybe you can lie your way out of this pickle- just tell her that you said you're an Enviro-Mental Scientist and that your field of study is how mental midgets in certain environments totally exaggerate their achievements in order to try in vain to impress women- Tell her she's actually a subject in your study and that you're keenly interested in her response to your total bull hockey.... Maybe that will work?

The fact that you can't get laid without lying to a chick speaks volumes about how ****** up and shitty you are as a person. FML for listening to you bitch about your own stupidity.

Had you been a real enviro scientist, you would've gotten into her pants!

Next time, instead of pretending to be somebody, try actually being somebody :)

never lie about things you can't do

Talk about GMO, geoengineering, and HAARP. Then tell them what you think about Al Gore and global warming.

Wow

You so deserve it! Haven't you ever seen Seinfeld? George pretends to be a Marine Biologist, then has to rescue a whale!