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By is there a environmental scientist in the house? - 05/03/2013 08:48 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, wanting to impress my date, I bullshitted her about how I was an environmental scientist. She got so impressed that she invited me over to her place. Not her home, her office. So that I could give her pointers on her current project. She's a real environmental scientist. FML
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feldco1 17

Hmm interesting coincidence but ydi for lying.

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DocBastard 38

Lying on a date is always the way to go. I mean really, what are the odds, right? In your case, the odds are 100%, you imbecile.

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HowieDoIt 21

Odds of being as dumb as OP? One in a million, Doc.

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Pleonasm 35

Who of thunk will be the next catchphrase/meme/ running joke. I'll make sure of it.

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perdix 29

#47, "Whoda thunk it?" is an old meme. It's even older than the idea of a "meme." I'm not sure if it was made up by MAD magazine, but it sure was popularized by them.

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Pleonasm 35

Yeah but this is different; it's a form of genius in it's own right: Who of thunk it!

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DocBastard 38

Damn you Noor for making me thumb you up like that. And damn you Pleo for even considering perpetuating that monstrosity of grammatical failure.

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

Why lie? You didn't think that was just going to fly did you? Stuff like that don't flow. It can strike you down.

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Reaper1984 13

OP, im pretty sure you're suppose to share with each other who you are not you're not.....YDI

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Reaper1984 13

and im also pretty sure there should be another who* in there too

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Phoebe_Buffay 14

What are the odds though?

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420Zombie 17

Well they were high enough for this to happen at least once, apparently.

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Redoxx_fml 22

75- You tell them Han

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sannah_fml 8

lol.... You dumbass XD YDI X12986543790086543

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ManInTheMachine 19

Uh-oh, did someone lose control of their keyboard?

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perdix 29

#18, if people hit YDI over 100 quadrillion times, the Internet would melt.

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klutz44 28

No! Not the Internet! Quick, take it back

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jmcr 27

Dumbass should have told her the truth you lie about this shit and then the girl wont forget it when she finds out then you might not go out with her again cause she'll think that youre a liar not that she wouldnt be wrong

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GarageDragon 22

And you seriously thought lying to impress someone was a good idea? YDI.

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GigaPudding_fml 24

I'd say she called your bluff from the beginning and just played impressed. You are really dumb for doing that.

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ilovedinosawers 17

Maybe you can bullshit your way through that too, OP.

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DrownedMyFish 18

Yeah, because we all know the ladies can't keep their hands off the environmental scientist.

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