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By is there a environmental scientist in the house? - 05/03/2013 08:48 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, wanting to impress my date, I bullshitted her about how I was an environmental scientist. She got so impressed that she invited me over to her place. Not her home, her office. So that I could give her pointers on her current project. She's a real environmental scientist. FML
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feldco1 17

Hmm interesting coincidence but ydi for lying.

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zilla52 12

ydi for just trying. to get some tail

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Llama_Face89 33

Textbook example of karma right there.

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jakeydudey 13

Good one! I'm sure it's easier to be real?

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lowshadows 21

keep lying, its the most effective form of communication between men and women nowadays.

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PhishloverA 14

That was not smart. Be yourself around women instead of trying to impress them. If they don't like the real you that's their problem

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andy1500726 19

Well if u want to be with her you're gonna have to admit what u did.

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diaosi 4

The first thing I thought when I read this was you're a ******* idiot.

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