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By yashmoshin1 - 17/06/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML

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By pinkfreak94 - 13/10/2012 13:38 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By iamrose - 13/06/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, as I was rehearsing a kissing scene for a play, I realized that before this play, the last guy I had kissed was the same one I was kissing now. It was also for a play. Four and a half years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2015 00:03 - United Kingdom - Clevedon

Today, I realised that my closeted gay friend has dated more women this year than I have in my 28 years of life. FML

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Method acting

By irishbitch - 15/11/2009 07:51

Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML

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By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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By Jason - 05/02/2018 15:30 - United States - Kenai

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML

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Ally

By Anonyme - 13/11/2008 02:46 - France

Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML

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Confused

By Anonymous - 26/09/2024 19:00

Today, I steeled my nerve, gritted my teeth, pulled my finger out, and asked our new coworker on a date. He looked at me weird, then said those four words, “But I’m not gay.” Five weeks we’ve worked together and all that time he thought I was a man. I’m a woman, born a woman, with a vagina. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 04:58 - United States - Latrobe

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML

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By C2 - 17/01/2009 23:17 - Australia

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

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jonnymohio 2

Wednesday 17 June 2009 23:19

FML depends on your age. If you're young, then it doesn't matter; you've got time to make up for it. If you're older, well, then... yup, FML.

nonotme 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 0:04

Today, I did my job. FML Grow up.

Comments

Vitiate 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 22:28

sounds fun. I would have enjoyed play. The perks of being bi.

ImTheAlpha 30

Sunday 11 March 2012 1:11

Aww, c'mon, you know you liked it. ;) Haha.

newmandotcom 6

Wednesday 14 March 2012 12:23

You got more balls than me. And I served in the marine corps. I would never kiss a guy. Not that I'm against it. It's just not my cup-o-tea.

SHRB 1

Monday 14 May 2012 9:12

I'm a friend of Dorothy, I'm a friend of Dorothy, She, is my friend!~ Ohhhhhh :)

MyWorldAway 0

Monday 18 June 2012 13:43

Sure you Go with That. hear from you soon when u COME OUT

jaytee1994 9

Saturday 7 July 2012 8:01

Come on! Seriously?! You coulda turned down the roll?

chuksnwali 34

Saturday 31 May 2014 15:50

Why should he turn down the role because he is straight, people play older characters, more criminal characters and dumber characters than them. should they all turn it down?

datine22 7

Thursday 30 May 2013 23:59

There are plenty of straight actors that do that, power to you, but does suck you haven't kissed as many girls lol, you have plenty of time, don't worry :)

Tyrez 32

Sunday 16 November 2014 5:52

I have never kissed anybody

lalaney 14

Sunday 7 December 2014 0:41

I understand why that's disappointing, but being a straight man in the acting world gets you lots of ladies. When it is revealed that you like women, they'll flock to you. Especially if you are attractive enough to pull off being a gay man on stage.