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By yashmoshin1 - 17/06/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML

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By pinkfreak94 - 13/10/2012 13:38 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By iamrose - 13/06/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, as I was rehearsing a kissing scene for a play, I realized that before this play, the last guy I had kissed was the same one I was kissing now. It was also for a play. Four and a half years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2015 00:03 - United Kingdom - Clevedon

Today, I realised that my closeted gay friend has dated more women this year than I have in my 28 years of life. FML

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Method acting

By irishbitch - 15/11/2009 07:51

Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML

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By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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By Jason - 05/02/2018 15:30 - United States - Kenai

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML

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Ally

By Anonyme - 13/11/2008 02:46 - France

Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML

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Confused

By Anonymous - 26/09/2024 19:00

Today, I steeled my nerve, gritted my teeth, pulled my finger out, and asked our new coworker on a date. He looked at me weird, then said those four words, “But I’m not gay.” Five weeks we’ve worked together and all that time he thought I was a man. I’m a woman, born a woman, with a vagina. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 04:58 - United States - Latrobe

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML

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By C2 - 17/01/2009 23:17 - Australia

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

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jonnymohio 2

Wednesday 17 June 2009 23:19

FML depends on your age. If you're young, then it doesn't matter; you've got time to make up for it. If you're older, well, then... yup, FML.

nonotme 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 0:04

Today, I did my job. FML Grow up.

Comments

TrueLover 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 7:34

I dont think the point was that he's homophobic. If he WERE homophbic and ignorant, would he seriously have played the part- kisses and all? He was voicing how few times he realized he's actually kissed women. I understand your hostility but please dont be so quick to anger. And I have one question for the author: was he a good kisser??

chick16 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 3:32

lol @89, so true! his character is gay, but he's really straight. which is perfect for that. anyways, OP, i think it's cool that you're comfortable playing a gay role even though you're straight.

RENThead517 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 10:23

omg was it RENT? cuz RENT is amazinggggg!

jtizzle 0

Monday 29 June 2009 1:06

agreeeeeeed:D

nikshy2329 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 18:57

I LOVE RENT! it's the best movie ever!!!!! we had to sing seasons of love in chorus, i cried when i saw the movie.

Madame_Javert 4

Monday 26 April 2010 8:37

If you really like RENT, watch the Filmed Live On Broadway DVD, not just the movie. :)

krissy33 0

Monday 19 July 2010 6:14

I didn't like the live version at all. The girl who played Mimi had crazy big eyes and it bother me that she looked surprised all the time. I'm super glad she got pregnant and couldn't do the movie, she would have ruined it!