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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 04:59 - Canada

Today, it's my 17th birthday, and the first birthday since my mother died, leaving me to live with my previously-absent father. He gave me pretzels and a laser pointer, and said, "Happy birthday, fuckstick." One more year… FML
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brackaman 18

As much as his own fuckstick is the reason you're here in the first place, I feel he could've handled this a little better.

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enormouselephant 15

This FML is so sad, I'm sorry OP! Laser not forget to point out- HAPPY BIRTHDAY:)

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gazettefan42 8

Too bad you don't live in Texas. Here you can move out at 17.

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an3ph 20

Ouch. I'm sorry. Things will get better.

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ikepoppy 9

Sorry that happened to you bro. If it makes you feel any better I think your amazing. Happy belated birthday.

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Adi_Dancer 10

I am so sorry sweety!!!! Hope things get better if not you will be out out of the house in 1 more year. Count down the days :)

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jflyer76 17

I'm gonna get so many thumbs down for this but laser pointers are pretty cool though

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