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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 04:59 - Canada

Today, it's my 17th birthday, and the first birthday since my mother died, leaving me to live with my previously-absent father. He gave me pretzels and a laser pointer, and said, "Happy birthday, fuckstick." One more year… FML
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brackaman 18

As much as his own fuckstick is the reason you're here in the first place, I feel he could've handled this a little better.

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enormouselephant 15

This FML is so sad, I'm sorry OP! Laser not forget to point out- HAPPY BIRTHDAY:)

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Ibeatmyself 3

If I was him I'd kick you out for been ungrateful because I'm sure u live in his house

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anishays 11

I don't know how anyone can say you deserve that. And Happy Birthday.

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CrookedCook 14

Most fmls are funny to read, but I seriously feel pain for the OP. I hope the best for he/she.

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deelishy1409 4

I'm sorry...sounds like my "father".

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IsRaeliPrinCess 8

Your dad is an ass fxxker. If you have friends I suggest you stay with one of them, or just toughen it out for one more year.

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s7evin 12

This is what happens when we don't have robot boxing!!

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joeytwix 4

Well OP I just had my first birthday after my mom died so it gets better

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CanOWhoopAss 1

use the later pointer and point it at his eyes

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alvinawesome 7

Sorry dude.....

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