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Sure you wanna get married...
Red flag!! Get out while you can!
For him to say something that drastic, there must have been at least a few instances before this when his uncut umbilical cord popped out. That attitude doesn't sprout overnight.
WTF? Sounds like someone is waaaay too attached to momma...
That sign reads, "Don't walk--RUN".
Uhm.... what? Punch the mom in the tit! Not literally, of course, but that's really stupid. Though it appears that you're gonna have to deal with it through the rest of your marriage, now. FYL D:
What the ****?
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lol thats stupid
Is he Principal Skinner?