Apron strings
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Does he want to invite her to the honeymoon as well? I'm sure she'd feel left out.
Your profile picture works so well with that comment.
RUN
On the night of the wedding, while you are getting it on, don't be surprised if he turns his head mid thrust and says "Am I doing it right mommy, or do I need to put more back into it?". So, at this point, feel free to say "Your father does it better".
SHE wont be the one feeling awkward.
Oedipus complex?
That's horrible. My boyfriends a mummys boy to!!
They need love, not an engagement ring!
DON'T MARRY HIM
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lol thats stupid
Is he Principal Skinner?