Love: Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

By bingalingading - 03/01/2015 01:46 - United States - Owosso

Today, my fiancée and I were making plans for our wedding when my soon-to-be mother-in-law chimed in with, "You know, she can still get out of this. I got the dress for her but we can save it for the next guy." I'm not sure if she's joking or not. FML

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By bummed out step monster - 24/06/2015 04:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I overheard my soon to be step-daughter telling her friend on the phone that she hopes that mine and her father's wedding is just a big joke, and that he isn't really going to go through with it. I just dropped five grand on a dress and venue. She's in for a surprise. FML

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By NoWedding - 10/02/2009 22:30 - United States

Today, I made a joke about having a wedding to my mom and she told me not to joke about something that will probably never happen. FML

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By Username - 23/03/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law informed me that since she is putting money into our wedding, that all the planning and arrangements are under her authority. FML

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By Jon - 02/04/2011 16:44 - United States

Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML

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By thanksfamily - 18/09/2012 11:22 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I got engaged. My family is already placing bets on how long it will take for my fiancée to "wise up and ditch" me. FML

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By ForeverAlone - 20/05/2013 04:47 - United States

Today, I'm planning my big sister's wedding. My long-term, live-in boyfriend walked by and saw me looking at the wedding tab on Pinterest, smirked, and said, "Don't get your hopes up." I had. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2016 08:53 - Denmark

Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML

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Really? In 2022?

By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 18:01 - United States

Today, I was busy going over wedding plans with my fiancé, when my mother called. Apparently, she wants me to "drop the joke" about this "fake engagement", because she was under the impression I was only dating a white guy to piss her and dad off, and was now getting carried away with it. FML

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By gamerguru13 - 21/04/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML

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All weddings are themed

By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 20:08

Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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ARealCarrot 11

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:21

she sure knows how to be rude, well good luck for your wedding :)

wheresmymary 22

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:21

Listen to your heart, not your relatives.

Comments

ShadowOpsV4 13

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:27

It's all based on the tone at the time..

anabanana101 15

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:32

Lol hope she's joking

Enslaved 36

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:39

Why don't you just ask her if she was joking? If so, then say it wasn't funny. People may have problems with their in-laws but that doesn't mean you need to sit there and get insulted.

MondRubberduck 24

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:51

Man, those Mother-in-laws always seem to be a pan in the ass. No worry, she'l get used to you. she has to.

johnthejolly 10

Saturday 3 January 2015 8:01

Hahahahahah. She's not.

Jasim 17

Saturday 3 January 2015 8:13

Look like you've got a long way ahead, my friend.

hayleyblack2u71 21

Saturday 3 January 2015 8:13

More like monster in law. Good luck OP 0.0

Bynsica 9

Saturday 3 January 2015 8:17

"Many a True Word Spoken in Jest"-It was probably more of a gentle warning that you better treat her right!

NomeDMF 17

Saturday 3 January 2015 8:18

I was had an in-law who told me "you might as well fu@k right in front of me" cause her daughter, which i was dating, hugged me. I feel you. Goodluck OP!