Army dudes

By Anonymous - 02/12/2014 17:39 - United States - Glendale

Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML
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Welshite 39

Now you need to put his pubes in a locket so you can wear them around your neck and remember him forever. It's the ultimate romantic gesture.

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kimg0885 23

Make a scarf out of the pubes and send it back to him for Christmas!

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DaniX9 5

In that case, he should've just sent the whole package ;)

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KittyHawkMarch 29

This needs a follow up!

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theBadGuy37 9

You're so ungrateful. FYHL.

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RedPillSucks 31

Not dead, just shivering in a dark corner, too terrified to move.

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juststephhere 23

I would say it's the thought that counts... But pubes... I'm not too sure how that would seem appealing...

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headofmedusa 15

Reminds me of Van Gogh for some reason.

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myheartsinitaly 4

is he a grunt?...that would be awesome...I understand his love...that's honestly true love...

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oatmeal96 10

Hey at least he didn't send a crusty sock lol

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

That's definitely debatable.

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cornyrob 33

I know about crusty "happy socks." That's gross.

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One_Way 43

Really? A sealed bag with some hair is worse than a loose sock with dried body fluid on it? Well, I would take the pubes over the sock.

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