Army dudes

By Anonymous - 02/12/2014 17:39 - United States - Glendale

Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML
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Welshite 39

Now you need to put his pubes in a locket so you can wear them around your neck and remember him forever. It's the ultimate romantic gesture.

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kimg0885 23

Make a scarf out of the pubes and send it back to him for Christmas!

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driaa 15

Maybe he sent them in hopes of you having a funny reaction. Trying to play a joke on you from over seas

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MrCantgetright 4

thing is they probably aren't his pubes. most likely he left the box unattended and open and it was a friend who made the addition.

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amanda182 19

I seriously hope my man doesn't send me pubes when he gets deployed.. Which is soon. That's just weird.

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mukmuk7 15

Or you can clone him with the dna he provided you

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Ki11erC 18

Did the letter say "can you wash these for me?"

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vlalam 24

what does the letter say about this?

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