Weird, Delivery and Love: Army dudes

Army dudes

By Anonymous - 02/12/2014 17:39 - United States - Glendale

Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a ziploc filled with hair. It was his mustache I had been begging him to shave for months. FML

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You deserved it 20 454

By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 242

You deserved it 4 316

By btchzloveit - 29/09/2011 12:27 - United States

Today, after 4 months of no family contact while deployed in the military, I receive an email from my mother. Attached was a picture of a toilet full of green shit, with a message from my mom saying, "Seen neon poo before? Thought I would share!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 265

You deserved it 2 414

Good one, thanks

By zackeryburch - 03/08/2013 13:01 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was at Basic Training for the Army when I got a package in the mail from my friends back home. You are required to open your packages in front of your drill sergeants and peers at Basic. When I opened it, it was a dildo. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 488

You deserved it 6 551

By marriedtoatool - 26/12/2012 06:15 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 702

You deserved it 2 947

By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 533

You deserved it 55 963

By same - 21/11/2015 06:39 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 6 878

By steakysteak - 12/03/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 202

You deserved it 2 491

By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 177

You deserved it 2 314

By ChopSuey - 01/06/2016 04:02 - United States - West Monroe

Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML

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You deserved it 1 626

Welshite 39

Wednesday 3 December 2014 0:10

Now you need to put his pubes in a locket so you can wear them around your neck and remember him forever. It's the ultimate romantic gesture.

kimg0885 23

Wednesday 3 December 2014 0:13

Make a scarf out of the pubes and send it back to him for Christmas!

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someguyhere 12

Thursday 4 December 2014 19:25

op please post the letter for us!

Hitdadeck10 2

Thursday 4 December 2014 20:41

Priceless

dragonmonkey 9

Friday 5 December 2014 7:47

Sounds like a keeper! ROFL.

Memen88 16

Friday 5 December 2014 18:57

let me guess he's a Marine lol

at0micmin3r 23

Saturday 6 December 2014 4:09

At least he thought of you. Be grateful.

ladybugz23 13

Saturday 6 December 2014 5:22

thats nice of him

NamelessFace 22

Sunday 7 December 2014 3:03

Be grateful Cartman had to pay like sixteen bucks for those

dannydolan 2

Monday 8 December 2014 3:41

Absolute lad :)

born_hustla 26

Monday 8 December 2014 8:47

Good ol' vet jokes! What the letter said tho?

olivia7 5

Friday 6 February 2015 5:34

Very sweet

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Army dudes

Same thing different taste

Good one, thanks

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