Food and Awkward: Assumptions

Assumptions

By Hahamaster333 - 28/03/2013 01:02

Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML

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By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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Smooth

By HungryGirl - 24/10/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 15:57 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie. After getting my seat, I went out to get food. Coming back, I saw the security guard. Thinking he would ask me for my ticket, I moved all the food to one hand to get the ticket in my pocket. I spilled it all. He didn't ask to see it. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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By Jake Leiter - 20/03/2016 18:12 - United States - Grantham

Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 03/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I finally caught the person who has now and again been stealing my lunch at work for weeks. It was my boss. I awkwardly watched him eat my sandwich while he talked about how he's been "saving money by bringing food from home." FML

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Child labor

By great parenting pal - 11/08/2020 02:01

Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML

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Well played

By FUCK THE PIGS - 26/01/2013 20:44 - United States - Oakland

Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML

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Stay classy

By militarywife2b - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France

Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML

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DocBastard 38

Thursday 28 March 2013 12:02

And then you felt foolish for acting like an idiot and jumping to conclusions, so you did the right thing and told the attendant to give the other guy your food, right? Right?

rudegirlmania 10

Thursday 28 March 2013 12:02

You're a little crazy.

Comments

effiestonem154 11

Thursday 28 March 2013 15:19

I feel like he should be the one writing an FML...

bryfer 2

Thursday 28 March 2013 15:26

Why would you do that!?

Jacksparrow72 21

Thursday 28 March 2013 15:31

Why couldn't you just wait for him to answer your questions?

upallnight11 19

Thursday 28 March 2013 15:34

Sounds like you have to pay for two meals instead of one.

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Thursday 28 March 2013 15:41

Youre paranoid

lochiamochia 25

Thursday 28 March 2013 15:42

Somehow, I imagine it playing out like this: "Hey! Will you please stop eating my food?!" "Dude, this is my food." Guy nonchalantly continues munching OP's shirt rips off as he morphs into the Hulk. "QUIT EATING MY FOOD!!!" OP grabs tray and dumps it in nearby trashcan storming off destroying everything in his path.

SomeRandomGuy15 18

Thursday 28 March 2013 16:41

Why the hell would you just go up to a random stranger, assume they're eating your food, and then throw said food in the trash...? You DO know you're not the only person being served food, right? I'm sorry, OP, but that was an extremely stupid move on your part.

Harle 24

Thursday 28 March 2013 16:58

You're seen oblivious to the fake that maybe they ordered the same thing. I feel entirely sorry for the guy.

vbmg152 18

Thursday 28 March 2013 17:14

Wow! Overreact much? I hope you bought the poor guy new food & apologized profusely! You know, life goes a lot smoother if you calm down, slow down & don't sweat the small stuff ! It took me a lot of years to learn that!