Assumptions

By Crappyfayman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 308
You deserved it 3 700

Same thing different taste

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Astraea 0

oh that sucks really. Im sorry for you you should have punched her in the face.

Comments

agree with 49 and 102. shes a bitch and isnt worth anyones time, shes gonna get pregnant ans realize her stupiditybthobshe will probly nvr change

i think u all need to chill on snock u just want sum one to bitch at. sure she irritates me sumtimes but she diesnt seem that bad, ur all friggin cyber bullies which is completely immature and moronic. gi bitch at whoever the hell pissed in ur apple sauce this morning ad leave the innocent ones alone. and snick the more u react to what they say te more they will do it, theyre just lookinnforna reaction. dont b stubbirn just ignore it all

XCaLX_fml 0

To which you snappily and loudly replied "it's not from me you shallow bitch" FYL and when you see her with 2 kids and no husband in 2 years you'll get your last (and better) laugh

spike2pt0 0

Forget her dude, she's just a rude bitch, you'll get the last laugh in the end. Also **** all you assholes that are making fun of OP, apparently y'all are in need of being put in your places

AlainaAngel 0

What a narcissistic little brat she is. She can keep the skinny-ass man-****** she fawns over, a real man's got meat on his bones ; )

dont worry dude girls like her are a dime a dozen

mmonster 0

What a little bitch. For reals dude. It's a proven fact that fat guys are better in the sack so she is missing out(:

cupcakeyumzz 0

u shouldv said "it's from _____. I'd never want to date a bitch like u" =)