Assumptions

By Crappyfayman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 308
You deserved it 3 700

Same thing different taste

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Astraea 0

oh that sucks really. Im sorry for you you should have punched her in the face.

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I laughed so hard at this, I'm so SO soorryy I bet you're lovely.

She sounds like a major ****, I feel bad the the guy who ends up with her.