Assumptions

By Crappyfayman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 308
You deserved it 3 700

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Astraea 0

oh that sucks really. Im sorry for you you should have punched her in the face.

Comments

CammyGal 26

That's when you say, "I can lose weight but you'll still be an ugly ****."

I would have said ok I will tell so and so you said that and for the name of so and so I would use the name of the hottest guy.

ThatOneTimeLord 25

I would have sent it back telling them that she said ," Not in a million years fatass."

HorrorJr 26

"Alright bitch, just because I'm fat doesn't mean I won't hit a bitch, stupid bitch"

You should've laughed in her face and said, "I wouldn't associate myself with a waste of space like you."

Coming from a bigger guy I've gotten shot down for being fat too. Actually something similar has happened to me that was like this situation. Anyway the point I'm saying is keep your head up and keep going because the right person is out there for you. And by the way karma is a bitch she will probably end up fat one day too.