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Did... Did you stab her with a pencil?
Bitch!
Dude, I'm so sorry. What a bitch.
I would have said ok I will tell so and so you said that and for the name of so and so I would use the name of the hottest guy.
You should've laughed in her face and said, "I wouldn't associate myself with a waste of space like you."
Coming from a bigger guy I've gotten shot down for being fat too. Actually something similar has happened to me that was like this situation. Anyway the point I'm saying is keep your head up and keep going because the right person is out there for you. And by the way karma is a bitch she will probably end up fat one day too.
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oh that sucks really. Im sorry for you you should have punched her in the face.
you should have told that bitch to suck it.