Assumptions

By Crappyfayman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 308
You deserved it 3 700

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Astraea 0

oh that sucks really. Im sorry for you you should have punched her in the face.

Comments

what a bitch. there's nicer ways to let people down if you're not interested, you didn't warrant that at all

i don't mean to be immature about this, but she (snickerdoo) keeps complaining about every FML.. and keeps putting down the OP's, it gets annoying to everyone after a while. I like to read funny comments and personally I don't think she is.

Kylias 6

That's when you say, "I was just thinking the same thing, dumbass, it's not from me."

pendulum2012 0

It goes both ways. It seems like Snickerdoodles is allowed to insult whoever she wants but once someone defends themselves against her or does the same thing back to Snickerdoodles, it becomes a problem and the mods start deleting peoples comments. The only time I've had comments deleted is when I've replied to Snickerdoodles smart ass remarks. Maybe its because the mods feel bad for the people who are on FML all the time, but it seems unfair.

comrade500 0

ydi for being fat, no wonder she said that. fat people are ugly and smell like shit.

fat can be temporary - dumb lasts forever