Embarrassing, Awkward, Students and Smells: Assumptions

Assumptions

By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 21:44 - United States

Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML

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You deserved it 45 445

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By Quin - 31/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML

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Whiffy

By Uber Chad - 25/03/2023 10:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML

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You deserved it 365

By cooploops - 31/01/2015 15:13 - United States - Memphis

Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 04:04

Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML

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You deserved it 866

Oh shit

By das_shizzle - 30/09/2020 23:02 - United States - Montesano

Today, as I was getting ready to go to class, I accidentally stepped in dog poop. I was in a hurry, so I scraped it off as best as I could. When I go to class, I noticed it smelled. The girl behind me noticed and said, "Mmmmm, smells like food in here." FML

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By eMmA01 - 14/04/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML

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Hyperviolence

By julieseattle - 28/10/2019 18:00

Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML

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You deserved it 329

By Anonymous - 22/12/2015 09:26 - United States - Natick

Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML

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You deserved it 8 429

Contagion

By Girlygal32 - 13/09/2020 08:02 - United States

Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML

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You deserved it 525

Stinky

By josh - 06/12/2021 02:01

Today, while applying deodorant, my mom came up behind me slapped the stick out of my hand, and confiscated it, saying, “No one needs deodorant when it’s this cold.” At work, I got so many complaints about my B.O that I was sent home to go take a shower. I shower every single day. FML

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You deserved it 162

redblueviolet 0

Friday 8 January 2010 1:40

I tried to say no when I moderated this... for the OP's sake. OP, you're going to have to deal with people telling you that you're a moronic piece of shit for making a simple mistake. I wouldn't read the rest of the comments if I were you.

Miso_Soupu 0

Friday 8 January 2010 2:05

How could your body odor be that bad simply because you forgot deodorant? Perhaps you should try showering...

Comments

damnrosi 0

Friday 8 January 2010 3:39

well she did say the other girl was very ill-mannered, so it's very likely that the girl is just one of "those" people, you know, the ones that are rude, inconsiderate, vulgar, and yet think that they are the greatest. In that case, who can blame the OP for wanting to yell at the girl, this was probably the last straw, the girl was probably pushing the OP towards this for a while, and it was the stench that final pushed the OP over.

damnrosi 0

Friday 8 January 2010 3:42

maybe they did. And, come on, have you never been in high school? most of the kids are extremely self concious kids that try to be original, but hate standing out (esp. if its for something bad or gross), so for a little 12-17 year old girl, yeah, this kinda sucks.

kiara816 0

Friday 8 January 2010 3:47

u think that is bad Today,I was havin the time of my life with my baby brother who is 2 then a bunch of people that were drunk riding in a truck started comin near us.....now I'm sitting next 2 my baby brother that's on life support and I don't think he is goin to make it...fml

kmgentil 0

Friday 8 January 2010 3:52

kiara why r u on this site if thats happening

somepartsareme 0

Friday 8 January 2010 3:54

@39 And you're on FML.

Person1233 12

Friday 8 January 2010 4:01

I was on Facebook when my aunt had a life-threatening stroke :O

kmgentil 0

Friday 8 January 2010 4:00

41, thats what i said, dam people in this world, they lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelelelelelelelellelehehehehehehehehehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhuh

boopityboppity 11

Friday 8 January 2010 4:02

FYL because you didn't deserve anything. I don't think it is really an FML at all, because you didn't actually tell her off and then realize you were wrong. Thumbs up on not being obnoxious.